5th (possible) CLV problem: it kills puppies.

[kdavis007]

The bad thing about the CLV it kills puppies... Think about the puppies.. The shuttle never hasn't killed puppies.

 

[skyone]

STARTING with "Laika", Soviet CAPSULE vehicles, "Voskhod" and <br /><br />"Sputnik" COMBINED launched 10 dogs into orbit, and a total of <br /><br />FIVE DIED!!! thats a 50% LOC!!!! and with famous RUSSIAN very VERY <br /><br />RELIABLE HARDWARE. Think what UNPROVEN, 100% UNFLOWN, <br /><br />EXPENSIVE "toy-capsule" CEV might fail! Almost certainly greater than <br /><br />50%!!!!!!<br /><br />MAYBE as HIGH as 65% LOC!!! And because CLV launched on UNSAFE<br /><br /> "solid rocket booster", LOC must at VERY VERY least be 70% by my<br /><br /> calculations. AND we are talking PUPPIES!, not "trained, <br /><br />professional, adult, ROBUST RUSSIAN MOMMY DOGS"! Certainly, "Puppies" <br /><br />maybe weaker! Like SCIENTISTS and COMMON people (which spaceshuttle <br /><br />revolutionarly capable of delivering into space, a capability that will 100% <br /><br />be lost (maybe FOREVER!!!!!) with CEV!!!!!) FINALLY, especially high "G <br /><br />loads" (10G if "escape system" used!!!) will "squash" the PUPPIES!!! <br /><br />Factoring this in, there be 80% loss of puppy. AFter EXPENSIVE <br /><br />"manratting", optomistically we begin talk about at 40% LOC!!!!!!

 

[silylene old]

SkyOne, my compliments on your grammatical flair, you very well captured the essence of the manic style so often associated with the Chicken-Little threads:<br />- random capitalizations<br />- overuse of exclamation points<br />- failure to use periods<br />- overuse and doubling of superlatives<br />- run-on sentences<br />- usage of "in-the-know" jargon<br />- intentionally misspelling the same words that experts would misspell <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature" align="center"><em><font color="#0000ff">- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -</font></em> </div><div class="Discussion_UserSignature" align="center"><font color="#0000ff"><em>I really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function.</em></font> </div> </div>

 

[SpaceKiwi]

Say it ain't so, Kevin.<br /><br />Of greater concern is that it's killing people's will to read M&L.<br /><br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/frown.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em><font size="2" color="#ff0000">Who is this superhero?  Henry, the mild-mannered janitor ... could be!</font></em></p><p><em><font size="2">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</font></em></p><p><font size="5">Bring Back The Black!</font></p> </div>

 

[skyone]

NO!!!! wrong!. BUT, i have NO "idea" WHY!!!<br /><br />However, THANK you Silylene<br /><br />A "real" concern Spacekiwi, BUT,<br /><br />Perhapps GT can be lured to "free space". MAYBE he'll like it (possibly as high<br /><br /> as 80%!!!), AND find more "receptive/Agreeable crowd". After his tendrils <br /><br />"infect" and "reach" to ALL and the FURTHEST corners of "free space",<br /><br />moderators may find it necessary to get <br /><br />rid of "free space" ALL TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />And then replace it with a nice aircraft forum.

 

[vogon13]

BTW . . . . <br /><br />Y'all put up with me and I do worse than kill puppies.<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[josh_simonson]

Seriously, I think GT is a turing test - and we're all the guinea pigs. Perhaps he and A.L.I.C.E. could keep eachother company.

 

[najab]

><i>Seriously, I think GT is a turing test...</i><p>Nah, a Turing test is supposed fool you that it's intelligent.</p>

 

[tap_sa]

<font color="yellow">"NO!!!! wrong!. BUT, i have NO "idea" WHY!!!"</font><br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> Brilliant! Your posts radiate the essence of 'GTism' scaringly well. How about writing a Gaetanomaranonizer, an algorithm that turns any text into GT-talk. Might be the next big internet hit.

 

[tomnackid]

STARTING with "Laika", Soviet CAPSULE vehicles, "Voskhod" and <br /><br />"Sputnik" COMBINED launched 10 dogs into orbit, and a total of <br /><br />FIVE DIED!!! thats a 50% LOC!!!! and with famous RUSSIAN very VERY <br /><br />RELIABLE HARDWARE. <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />And remember in dog percentages that comes out to 350% LOC!!!!!

 

[rubicondsrv]

agreed <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[tap_sa]

How about the three other 'CLV problem' threads? They contain real facts and belong as much to the M&L as these two.

 

[votefornimitz]

Don't send him to freespace....<br /><br />We don't want him over here... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[rubicondsrv]

I can only hope that we eveantuly will be rid of the getano therads. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[rubicondsrv]

stupid double post deleted <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[kdavis007]

Of course this post was being sarcastic towards the getano threads....