After the Death Star blew up...

[yevaud]

Video <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Boris_Badenov]

What a scream. That's even better that "The Trouble With Tribbles". <img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#993300"><span class="body"><font size="2" color="#3366ff"><div align="center">. </div><div align="center">Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll both get dirty & the pig likes it.</div></font></span></font> </div>

 

[MeteorWayne]

<img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#000080"><em><font color="#000000">But the Krell forgot one thing John. Monsters. Monsters from the Id.</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000080">I really, really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function</font><font color="#000080"> </font></p> </div>

 

[Aetius]

I laughed for like five straight minutes after I saw this clip from <i>Robot Chicken</i> on Cartoon Network. <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />

 

[jmilsom]

<img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> Very funny. I like Darth Vader being a jerk as well. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Boris_Badenov]

Monty Python + Star Wars = ROFLMAO <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#993300"><span class="body"><font size="2" color="#3366ff"><div align="center">. </div><div align="center">Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll both get dirty & the pig likes it.</div></font></span></font> </div>

 

[ianke]

VERRYYY funny McLintock! Where the whiskey?<img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

"What the hell is an <i>Aluminum Falcon?!</i>"<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[ianke]

"just get youre 7'2" asthmatic a** back here before I tell everybody how much of a whiney b***h you've been over Padamamamay or Pandabear..." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

<b>Star Wars - The DOS version</b><br /><br />Click on your START MENU<br /><br />Select the RUN option<br /><br />type telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[bdewoody]

That was a riot. I've been a Star Wars junkie since day one and that's the funniest thing I seen about it yet. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <em><font size="2">Bob DeWoody</font></em> </div>

 

[spacefire]

who would win the nerdiest battle?<br /><br />The Federation or the Empire?<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4 <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>http://asteroid-invasion.blogspot.com</p><p>http://www.solvengineer.com/asteroid-invasion.html </p><p> </p> </div>

 

[spacefire]

The Empire!<br /><br />here's why:<br /><br />http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>http://asteroid-invasion.blogspot.com</p><p>http://www.solvengineer.com/asteroid-invasion.html </p><p> </p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

20th Century Text, buddy. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[lampblack]

The Federation would kick the Empire's butt to the Borg home world and back again.<br /><br />Despite suggestions to the contrary on one of the links above, the fact is that Empire vessels have no shields. That's why they such outrageous fighter support -- and why the Rebel fighters were able to fly right down and shoot a missile through that little 2-by-2 heating vent.<br /><br />Sink a few photon torpedoes up their butts -- and the Federation wins hands down.<br /><br />Wait... did this just become a gay thread? <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[a_lost_packet_]

The Empire would walk all over the Federation. Period. The Empire just has too much power. The Federation couldn't stop just one Borg cube and it decimated their entire fleet. In the ST universe, what little I know about it, it took a long time for them to recover from that single episode. Even if ST shield tech was much more advanced than SW's, the Empire would just overwhelm the Federation. Besides, the Empire (classic) has Darth Vader. Star Trek has.. Wesley Crusher.. 'nuff said.<br /><br />Somewhere on this board, I posted a pic I put together of a comedic battle between Federation vessels and one Star Wars Super Star Destroyer. It pretty much sums up what would happen. I'd repost it but it's on a dead hard drive atm and I don't remember what Science Fiction forum thread thread I originally put it in. All the ships in the picture were to <b>scale</b>. A Super Star destroyer is just about the same size as V'ger from the first Star Trek movie. (Edit - Sorry, I was thinking about another ship. SSD is not as big as V'ger) The Empire has several of them and just oodles of regular Star Destroyers...<br /><br />PS - The Empire does have shield technology btw. For instance, the big round ball things on Star Destroyers are shield generators. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="1">I put on my robe and wizard hat...</font> </div>

 

[a_lost_packet_]

Found it! Check out the pics I did in this thread: http://uplink.space.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=scifi&Number=16259&page=&view=&sb=&o=&fpart=2&vc=1<br /><br /> The site I used to adjust the scale to appropriate dimensions. http://www.merzo.net/ GREAT site for any sci-fi fan, imo. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="1">I put on my robe and wizard hat...</font> </div>

 

[ianke]

After the death star incident, Vader's mood swings got unpredictable. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[ianke]

OK. The Hello Kitty pouch was a bit much<img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[kauboi]

<font color="yellow">Wait... did this just become a gay thread?</font><br /><br />It did now...

 

[ianke]

Well with a name like Darth howd you expect him to turn out? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[spacefire]

can the empire stop the federation from beaming old fashioned nuclear bombs inside each and every one of their star destroyers? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>http://asteroid-invasion.blogspot.com</p><p>http://www.solvengineer.com/asteroid-invasion.html </p><p> </p> </div>