Three Stooges and Star Trek

[sorehed]

I came across this list a few minutes ago and kind of liked it.<br /><br /><br />Top Ten Reasons Why The Three Stooges Could Easily Take Command of the Enterprise<br /><br />10) Troi would not comprehend their emotions: "Captain, I sense...whoo! whoo! ...You numbskull.... Why, I oughta..." <br /><br />9) Riker will be reduced to tears when they call him "Fat Boy".<br /><br />8) Transporter. Cream pie. You get the picture.<br /><br />7) Curly could jam turbolifts with his head, rendering security unable to leave their deck.<br /><br />6) Larry, Moe, and Curly have already been where no man has been before.<br /><br />5) The Enterprise crew will be mesmerized by Curly as he does the Curly shuffle, and Moe and Larry will take control of the Enterprise.<br /><br />4) Wesley won't be there to save the Enterprise in the last few minutes with something he learned in science class.<br /><br />3) Picard doesn't know the block.<br /><br />2) If Curly can take a lead pipe to the head, he's just going to laugh at a phaser on stun.<br /><br />1) Any stooge can outrun Enterprise security. <br /><br />

 

[MeteorWayne]

From my youth I remember my grandma taking me to "Have Rocket, Will Travel"<br /><br />So they ARE experienced <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#000080"><em><font color="#000000">But the Krell forgot one thing John. Monsters. Monsters from the Id.</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000080">I really, really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function</font><font color="#000080"> </font></p> </div>

 

[Aetius]

Awesome...or should I say, "Nyuk nyuk nyuk!" <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />

 

[yevaud]

What was the movie? The Three Stooges Go To Venus?<br /><br />As the women in the movie would say, "Ay-yi-yi...Bebop, Bebop!" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>