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<p> </p><p>10) Dr. Crusher commits medical malpractice</p><p> </p><p>9) Geordi screws up repairing the toilets and floods the bridge with poo</p><p> </p><p>8) Riker gets VD from an alien </p><p> </p><p>7) Picard dents up the shuttlecraft docking in the hanger bay </p><p> </p><p>6) Greasy finger prints on the viewscreen</p><p> </p><p>5) ships computer struggling to boot up Vista</p><p> </p><p>4) Riker making 'rabbit ears' while standing behind Picard talking to Romulans</p><p> </p><p>3) Data unable to program TIVO to record Picards favorite soap opera, Days of Our Lives</p><p> </p><p>2) gay Klingons</p><p> </p><p>1) 'expendable' crewman beams down from ship wearing kevlar body armor</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br /> <img src="http://sitelife.space.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/3/12/b3b6d378-9284-4a1b-8c4b-b7ae8eb8fb86.Medium.jpg" alt="" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff00ff">If not for bad Pluck, I'd have no Pluck at all . . .</font></p><p> </p><p><font color="#0000ff">This is your vogon, posting under coeptus, and trying IE and Firefox to see if either is faster with fewer misloads. Erf !!</font></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p> </div>