<p>Roland Deschain of Gilead, son of Steven, aka the Gunslinger. Someone you'd like on your side in a firefight.</p><p> </p><p>Similarly, the little gren runt from Dagobah...</p><p> (to the tune of <em>Lola</em>, by 'The Kinks.')</p><p> <em>I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah<br /> Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda<br /> S-O-D-A, soda<br /><br /> I saw the little runt sitting there on a log<br /> I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"<br /> Y-O-D-A, Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /><br /> Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen<br /> A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green<br /> Oh, my Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /><br /> Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand<br /> How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand<br /> Oh, my Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /><br /> Well, I left home just a week before<br /> And I've never ever been a Jedi before<br /> But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course<br /> He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"<br /><br /> Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben<br /> So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again<br /> With my Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /><br /> Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /><br /> So I used the Force<br /> I picked up a box<br /> I lifted some rocks<br /> While I stood on my head<br /> but, I won't forget what Yoda said<br /><br /> He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side<br /> And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"<br /> Oh, my Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /><br /> "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed<br /> But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"<br /> Oh, my Yoda<br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /><br /> Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess<br /> So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess<br /> But I know that I'll be coming back some day<br /> I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray<br /><br /> The long-term contract I had to sign<br /> Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time<br /> Oh with my Yoda <br /> Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda<br /> Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda</em> </p><p> -Weird Al </p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p> </p><p><em><strong>Now where on Earth did I park my UFO?</strong></em></p> </div>