ANNOUNCEMENT: Unacceptable Language

[twinklie]

but but but................ up here in the north country we of course are much more knowledgeable in our definitions:<br /><br />poof: what happens to our small paychecks when the bills come in<br /><br />fairy: what I told my children when they were young that fireflies were on balmy summer nights<br /><br />fem: short for feminine...which I thought meant gentle, innocent and compassionate<br /><br />*****: a crack in the outhouse wall that you plug with strips of newspaper to ensure privacy<br /> <br />****: stuff that you clean your hands with when you're doe changing the oil in your jeep<br /> <br />wigger: and old lady that screwed up her home hair dye session<br /><br />*******: what I am when I haven't washed my hair and some salesman comes to the door<br /><br />camel lover (or cruder variants): someone that smokes harsh cigarrettes<br /><br />sheep lover (or cruder variants): what the cattle herders didn't want to see out west because they ruined grazing land<br /><br />goat lover (or cruder variants): someone that admires a particularly groomed shaving style<br /><br />frog: thing that hops about ponds and if you're lucky, catches bass....and tree frogs sings me to sleep at night in the summertime<br /><br />white trash: recycled plastic milk cartons <br />pigs (when used to describe police officers): only when they get a baker's dozen that includes the last of the raspberry filled donuts when I'm on my way to work and didn't have time for breakfast <br /><br />queen: a lady that has waaaaay more class than me<br /><br />fruit: apples, oranges, grapes, raspberries, strawberries etc.<br /><br />swish: what you do with mouthwash <br /><br />puff: what the woodstove does when you don't have the damper set right <br /><br />closet queen: my little black dress that I never get to wear<br /><br />butch: one of the little rascals<br /><br />****: short for klondyke...where people went to try to find gold <br /><br />***(got): a bundle of wood gathered to make a campfire<br /><br />that's how I use 'em any

 

[CalliArcale]

Those useages would be perfectly acceptable. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" />.) <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p> </p><p><font color="#666699"><em>"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly . . . timey wimey . . . stuff."</em>  -- The Tenth Doctor, "Blink"</font></p> </div>

 

[averygoodspirit]

Well then… does that mean that Twinklie could be a poofy looking fairy who acts like a fem ***** gooky wigger ******* camel lover (or cruder variants) who also is a sheep lover (or cruder variants), goat lover (or cruder variants) and a frog, white, trashy, pig (when used to describe a police officer) who is a queen and a fruity, swish, puffy guy who is a closet queen, butch, ****, ***, liar, racist, and terrorist sympathizer… after all? Or does it mean he’s confused and not very nice? Can this phenomenon really be explained? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[blackened27]

<blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr /><p> You just have to express the idea using language that wouldn't get you slapped in mixed company. <p><hr /></p></p></blockquote><br />I always find it interesting to see other people's take on levels of acceptability of the more colorful words. For the most part, i think it largely depends on what social circles you run in. In my circle of friends, cussing in front of the women is pretty common and is always taken in the spirit it was given. I'd say they manage to outdo the men much of the time. Developing unique insults is something of an art form. Not trying to disagree with the policies of course, it's your message board. I just wish society as a whole were much more thick skinned, much less PC. Makes it hard to have fun <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" />

 

[jmilsom]

<font color="yellow">...we will be sensitive to context...</font><br /><br />I feel I can safely post my creative writing now.<br /><br />A Fairy Tale<br /><br />Once upon a time in the land where Puff the magic dragon used to live, there was a beautiful queen. The only problem was that she was born without hair. So she had many fine wigs crafted by the royal wigger. The wigger though was evil and had designs on the kingdom. He hired an evil witch who crept into the queen's room when she was in her walk-in closet. "I Know you're in the closet queen," the witch cackled in a butch voice. In the closet, the queen had a beautiful shiny suit of armour, she put this on and leapt out of the closet. The witch waved her magic wand with a swish, and 'poof' the queen turned into a frog! Unfortunately for her there was a ***** in her armour.<br /><br />Now she had to escape quickly so she hopped out of the window across the **** and into the lake beyond. Like Snow White, the queen was an animal lover, so she swam across the lake to where her animal friends stayed. There were camels, sheep, goats and pigs. She was frightened and hungry, but her friends comforted her and gave her some fruit. Just then a handsome prince rode by. As the frog could talk, he listened to its story and knew at once the frog was the queen. "If we destroy the witch, the spell will be broken and you will return to your original form," he said. He put the frog queen on his shoulder and they crept to a dark secret entrance to the palace. He found a rag and tied it around the head of his club. Being a smoker, he puffed deeply on his *** and then ignited the ******* lighting the way in the dark tunnel. There were many sounds in the tunnel, 'drip, drop' went the water. '****-go' went the geckos as they slithered along the walls. <br /><br />They came out into the basement and as luck would have it saw the witch and the wigger. The palace being environmentally friendly, used to colour code its trash. Most of <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[twinklie]

hunny bunny.......twinklie is a she<br /><br />and if you want to know what I am why don't you read my profile?<br /><br />goofy<br /><br />lol<br /><br />twinklie

 

[twinklie]

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />(humbly curtsies to jmilsom...master of ad hom) <br /><br />twinklie

 

[averygoodspirit]

Twinkle:<br /><br />I later discovered that you were indeed a she, but didn’t bother to edit my post. I thought that Calli would exercise her powers, amend my first amendment right, and delete my post based upon its inappropriateness. I guess it is possible for you to be all those things.<br /><br />Jmilsom:<br /><br />You forgot to mention if any of your characters were a racist or terrorist sympathizer. The witch and wigger may have been racists and were obviously terrorists. The prince flamed them, so he certainly didn’t sympathize with either of them. <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[twinklie]

it is not possible for me to be a terrorist sympathizer.<br /><br />to me it is an insult of the highest order<br /><br />'averygoodspirit' indeed<br /><br />*snort<br /><br />twinklie

 

[twinklie]

ps.....what are you paranoid or just devoid of judgement?