This just was posted on az-observing, decided to share.<br /><br />TOP TEN (or more) CELESTRON(TM) CUSTOMER SERVICE RESPONSES<br /><br />Hello, this is Celestron(TM) Star Registry(R) Customer Support, Irma Doumay speaking, How may we scope you today ?? ....<br /><br />(1) ...We do NOT refer to it as a SCAM, Sir, rather as, “Customer Fantasy Fulfillmentâ€....<br /><br />(2) So your child is what, TEN years old, now? Does she still believe in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny, too?<br /><br />(3) You checked with the IAU and they say the ISR is a Scam? Well, aren’t they the bearded old geeks who just voted Pluto out of the Solar System??<br /><br />(4) None of the Planets are available for naming at this time. Please call Dr. Brian Marsden at Harvard, he works with the people who name Asteroids, they have plenty....<br /><br />(5) Sorry Ma’m, there are many different colored stars available, but NO GREEN ones....<br /><br />(6) Your Grandson said he saw Grandpa’s Star crash and burn up in the atmosphere? ...That’s a METEOR, Sir, happens all the time....<br /><br />(7) All the really Big, Bright Stars were used up by people who died about 300 years ago.... Just tell them you bought a BIG telescope so they could SEE all the Really FAINT ones....<br /><br />(8) Your neighbor’s kid got the same Star Registry Number as your child? Send it in and we’ll issue a replacement....<br /><br />(10) Sorry, we can’t accept a trade-in towards the next bright Comet.... You have to actually FIND a Comet to have it named for you, that’s the official rules....<br /><br />(11) No, not even a SMALL star cluster... Check with the Hubble people over at the Space Telescope Institute, they may have some Galaxies available....<br /><br />(12) The Planetarium said it was a fake? Well, did you know that THEIR “stars†are nothing more than a light bulb behind some tinfoil with holes in it ?<br /><br />(13) Sorry, George Lucas(TM) has exclusive rights to the Death Star(R); beside <div class="Discussion_UserSignature">
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