$cientology Trek: Cruise Short Listed for Next Trek Film

[Aetius]

Mel Gibson can play Spock:<br /><br />"Set phasers to maximum anti-Jew!"

 

[yevaud]

Sacha Baron Cohen would make an interesting alien as well.<br /><br />"Cultural Learnings of Earth make for benefit glorious empire of Romulus."<br /><br />"Throw the Ferengi down the well..." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

Maybe we could get Rosie O'Donnel to play a haiku spewing space blob (OK, not much of an acting stretch there) and "The Donald" to repetitively say "Phasers Fired". <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

You may be on to something here. We could have TC become infatuated via subspace radio (audio only) with some perported female. As the Enerprise races to save her and get TC some "action" we learn her peril becomes dire. Just in the nick of time they arrive and the heroine is beamed aboard as the planet explodes. TC races to the transporter room and Judy Gornland materializes. TC gasps, recoils in horror but can not escape his aroused gorn-mate. Then the desired repetitive and brutal sodomy begins. Fade to black as TC wails "Juday, Juday, Juday". Works for me. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[lsbd]

Perfect!!!!! <img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" />

 

[bobw]

That would be a great first half of the movie but it is just a dream. Next, they show you the same thing over again only this time Tom takes Judy out with a few deadly cartwheel kicks. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

If it weren't for the existence of Leonarda DiCaprio trying to play dashing, daring lead men, I would consider Cruise to be the most non-threatening persona I have ever met. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[spacefire]

newsflash: Leo is gay. So is Nicholas Cage,John Travolta and most famous actors.<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>http://asteroid-invasion.blogspot.com</p><p>http://www.solvengineer.com/asteroid-invasion.html </p><p> </p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Immaterial. They still try to portray a particular breed of character. And fail abjectly, IMO. Cruise with his deadpan delivery and wooden expressions does not impress me. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[MeteorWayne]

Playing the jerks in the beginning of "Rainman" and "Show Me the Money" seemed like a good fit.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#000080"><em><font color="#000000">But the Krell forgot one thing John. Monsters. Monsters from the Id.</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000080">I really, really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function</font><font color="#000080"> </font></p> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

Did anyone watch MI:3 ? Perhaps that flop will tone down some of TC's smarminess. {call me an optimist} I can't say DiCaprio impresses me as a tough guy but he's come up a few notches as an actor IMO having seen his roles in <i>The Aviator</i> and recently <i>The Departed</i>. I'd have never cast Matt Damon as Jason Bourne but I have to say he pulled it off. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[darth_elmo]

And I have to say that I'd much rather see Damon in <i>any</i> role (including Uhura) than see <i>Trek</i> besmirched by that pap-spewing jackass Cruise.

 

[lsbd]

I'd like to see TC co-star with Johnny Knoxville in the next Jackass movie. maybe they could tazer him while shooting grapfruits at his groin with a pitching machine!! <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />