Deep Impact a big No No

[jovianmoon]

Sorry folks, but the deep impact comet crusher will be a big flop. Considering that little comet they "say" it is after, it's really going to guess where? Planet X. And thats a big no no, as decreed by the council of worlds. Sorry Bushie, but nuking other planets is not allowed. So, no light show on the fourth of July. Just ANOTHER failed nuke mission. Heh. Viva le Zetas!

 

[pocket_rocket]

I know. I read the minutes of the meeting held in the right eyeball of the face on mars.

 

[rubicondsrv]

Is this some sort of joke?<br />Or is this a misplaced SciFi thread? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[drwayne]

Some people like to make a big splash with their first posts.<br /><br />Wayne <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>"1) Give no quarter; 2) Take no prisoners; 3) Sink everything."  Admiral Jackie Fisher</p> </div>

 

[drwayne]

Ahhh, mathematics. I love natural log humor.<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /><br /><br />Wayne <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>"1) Give no quarter; 2) Take no prisoners; 3) Sink everything."  Admiral Jackie Fisher</p> </div>

 

[lunatic133]

lmao...<br /><br />natural logs are funny XD

 

[drwayne]

I still remember when I was taking calculus and someone showed me the math humor of what the integral was of <br /><br />d(cabin)<br />----------<br />cabin<br /><br />Yep, a geek this one is.<br /><br />Wayne <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>"1) Give no quarter; 2) Take no prisoners; 3) Sink everything."  Admiral Jackie Fisher</p> </div>

 

[lunatic133]

yup...<br /><br />ln(cabin)+c = beach house! <br /><br />and worry not. We're all geeks here :-D

 

[drwayne]

If h2o = water, then (h2o)^3 = ?<br /><br />Wayne<br /><br />p.s. How far can one drag a troll thread off topic <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>"1) Give no quarter; 2) Take no prisoners; 3) Sink everything."  Admiral Jackie Fisher</p> </div>

 

[SpaceKiwi]

Most times you guys are enjoyable reading, but then there are what I like to call the 'sore-head days'. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em><font size="2" color="#ff0000">Who is this superhero?  Henry, the mild-mannered janitor ... could be!</font></em></p><p><em><font size="2">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</font></em></p><p><font size="5">Bring Back The Black!</font></p> </div>

 

[drwayne]

Uhhh, sore-head? I promise, I have not been drinking...<br /><br />Wayne <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>"1) Give no quarter; 2) Take no prisoners; 3) Sink everything."  Admiral Jackie Fisher</p> </div>

 

[centsworth_II]

<font color="yellow">"If h2o = water, then (h2o)^3 = ?"</font><br /><br />Assuming it's frozen, an ice cube. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[drwayne]

Give the man a cigar! And some bourbon, on the rocks of course.<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /><br /><br />Wayne <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>"1) Give no quarter; 2) Take no prisoners; 3) Sink everything."  Admiral Jackie Fisher</p> </div>

 

[odysseus145]

<blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr /><p>Is this some sort of joke?<p><hr /></p></p></blockquote><br /><br />Sadly no. Here's a little about their leader:<br /><br />"Since 1995 Nancy has led a campaign of paranoia and disinformation in an effort to convince the general public that a rogue planet will sweep past the earth causing devastation on a level previously unheard of to modern man. She has never in the years since offered any verifiable evidence to back up her claims. She has given one failed prediction after another. She has continuously shown that she lacks even the most basic understanding in the fields of astronomy, geology, physics, meteorology, modern technology, and many other fields as well. Despite all this she claims to have a perfect record for predictions, engages in scientific discussions, and continues to post what she believes is proof of her claims included but not limited to photos of lens artifacts, atmospheric effects, and man made objects which she claims are photos of planet x. She claims that information is being channeled to her by aliens from zeta reticuli. <b>Her sign that aliens were relaying this information to her was finding an unwrapped starburst in her candy box at the movies.</b> The date Nancy gave for the passage of her mystery planet was May 15, 2003. This date was heavily supported by her and the "zetas". That date has come and gone without incident. Even now Nancy offers no proof of her claims and no evidence for "planet x"." -LINK<br /><br />Notice the text in bold. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[larper]

Yes, they're very refreshing. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><strong><font color="#ff0000">Vote </font><font color="#3366ff">Libertarian</font></strong></p> </div>

 

[tom_hobbes]

Ah, that was me I'm afraid. I worked at her cinema and greatly enjoyed the feeling of power it gave me to unwrap the customer's starburst and lick them before returning them to the candy box. What can I say, I'm a sick puppy... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font size="2" color="#339966"> I wish I could remember<br /> But my selective memory<br /> Won't let me</font><font size="2" color="#99cc00"> </font><font size="3" color="#339966"><font size="2">- </font></font><font size="1" color="#339966">Mark Oliver Everett</font></p><p> </p> </div>

 

[vogon13]

erfff!<br /><br /><br /><br />Was once served an already opened carton of milk in the drive-thru at BK. That puppy went out the window untouched by me.<br /><br />Argh!<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/tongue.gif" /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[rubicondsrv]

So its just an escapee from phenomena <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[tom_hobbes]

Oops, that was me I'm afraid. I once worked at your drive-thru and greatly enjoyed.... <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font size="2" color="#339966"> I wish I could remember<br /> But my selective memory<br /> Won't let me</font><font size="2" color="#99cc00"> </font><font size="3" color="#339966"><font size="2">- </font></font><font size="1" color="#339966">Mark Oliver Everett</font></p><p> </p> </div>