How to solve any problem...

[jmilsom]

Write the problem on a piece of paper. Cut the paper up into individual symbols and letters. Find a beautiful spring field full of blossoms, green grass and surrounded by swaying trees. Cast the paper into the air. Let the breeze carry the problem away. Lay down and go to sleep. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[vogon13]

And then I happen by, find the letters, paste them onto a card, and presto!<br /><br />A ransom letter!<br /><br /><br />{sorry, it's late and I am a bit punchy tonite}<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Made me smile though! <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /><br /><br />If you repaste the letters incorrectly I wouldn't have to worry as I do not find merblops threatening. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Aetius]

During a mandatory safety class at my job, we all had to take a multiple choice test about how to secure and de-energize heavy industrial machinery. I think the people who made up the test had a sense of humor, though. A question asked what we should do if we lost the key to a vital piece of equipment.<br /><br />One of the answers we could choose was, "Go home for the day. Nothing more can be done here." <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />