The name should be Insufficient.
I suggest SUV sized rovers, capable of high speed autonomous travel, 10 meter deep core drilling, and complete onboard sample processing. It should be capable of launching drones and/or balloons with high resolution cameras to take HiRes low altitude photos, and relay the photos to Earth. Two such rovers is preferable. I
Perseverance is considered to be an attribute of humanity and the name is inspiring to me as a secular person.
Mental Avenger, I appreciate that the rover should have room for the kids but driving an SUV to Mars would take a lot of gas. Can't small drones and their balloons fit into a smaller vehicle? Alternative names I might choose would be "Ivan Illich" or "Neo."
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Ignoring your sophomoric digs, one purpose of an SUV sized rover would be, as stated, high speed autonomous travel, something the small rovers cannot do. The size also permits a LOT more instrumentation. Drones on Mars will require huge rotors to fly in the extremely thin atmosphere, requiring a great deal of space both in transport and in launch. 10 meter core drilling would require a large platform and a great deal of power.
What is sophomoric of being critical of SUVs when our entire existence is threatened by SUVs? The thing you are ignoring is mass, not a sophomore. Why don't we send a nuclear bomb up there? We are going to need to defend our new minerals.