Saturn Mission Hoax

[bigbrain]

Do you like my Saturns?<br /><br />Go here please:<br />http://saturn1.jpl.nasa.gov/multimedia/images/image-details.cfm?imageID=509<br />It looks like a ceiling lamp.<br /><br />My Saturns are much more beautiful, aren't they?

 

[huey_pilot]

No because yours are fake and bad. The ones on the NASA sites are real and fascinating.

 

[bigbrain]

Hey, gullible guys<br /><br />Have you seen how it's simple to create Saturn?<br /><br />But you have no doubt looking at this:<br />http://saturn1.jpl.nasa.gov/multimedia/images/image-details.cfm?imageID=1354<br /><br />Do you not understand they are fake?<br />

 

[thermionic]

<br />But BigBrain's right! I've had renouned astrologers point out Saturn to me. I look up in the sky where they are pointing, and I don't see any rings at all! Just a speck of light. What do they take us for, with their 'Saturn has rings, Jupiter has polka-dots'.

 

[bigbrain]

Have you seen the big Crater of my Saturn?<br /><br />I want to call it Wayne Lee Crater.<br /><br />There is water inside due to frequent polar storms.

 

[bigbrain]

Some scientists say water springs out of Saturn ice centre old of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 billions years.<br /><br />Saturn centre temperature is - 257 °C.<br /><br />Deep Incraptor sensors, created by Pollock Duchamp, Nasa craps chief, have measured mass of the planet: 563,653,968 poop grams.

 

[bigbrain]

"No because yours are fake and bad. The ones on the NASA sites are real and fascinating."<br /><br />You are a biggest liar. My Saturns are very nice.

 

[bigbrain]

Have you remained without words, astonished for my finest Saturns?

 

[thermionic]

BigBrain, I am not a biggest liar. Your Saturns are lovely, as is the little boat. But Saturn does not have rings! Just look up at the sky some night. I think you are working with Nasa to try to convince us of things that are not true!

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">Saturn centre temperature is - 257 °C.</font><br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <br /><br />http://www.esa.int/SPECIALS/Cassini-Huygens/SEMV75HHZTD_0.html<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[skyeagle409]

bigbrain---You are a biggest liar. <br /><br />sky---Moderators, do your duty!

 

[skyeagle409]

bigbrain---<br /><br />Hey, gullible guys <br /><br />But you have no doubt looking at this: <br /><br />http://saturn1.jpl.nasa.gov/multimedia/images/image-details.cfm?imageID=1354 <br /><br />bigbrain,<br /><br />It all proves that the photos are authentic, but we knew that! So what's the point?<br /><br />

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">sky---Moderators, do your duty!</font><br /><br />Seconded. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[skyeagle409]

<br /><br /><br />Here is one work of mine: <br /><br />http://uplink.space.com/attachments//279185-saturno6.jpg <br /><br /><br />bigbrain, <br /><br />Besides proving that you are wrong on a regular basis, you have also proven that you flunked art school as well. <br /><br />Now, take a look at the real thing and understand that your interpretation of Saturn resembles fried eggs rather than Saturn. <br /><br />http://seds.lpl.arizona.edu/nineplanets/nineplanets/saturn.html <br /><br />

 

[skyeagle409]

bigbrain---Saturn centre temperature is - 257 °C. <br /><br />bigbrain,<br /><br />LOL!!! Once again, you have proven beyond any doubt you have no idea what you are talking about and doing it in a way that we all know.<br /><br />I guess it is true what people say in regards that laughter is the best medicine because if I had a broken leg after reading your post, I would have fogotten all about the pain.<br /><br />

 

[a_lost_packet_]

Bleh, mods ain't gonna do nuthin'<br /><br />Fella's, looks like we got to do this one ourselves..<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="1">I put on my robe and wizard hat...</font> </div>

 

[telfrow]

Unfortunately, I think you're right. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[skyeagle409]

bigbrain---Have you seen the big Crater of my Saturn?<br /><br />http://uplink.space.com/attachments//279185-saturno6.jpg<br /><br /><br />bigbrain---At Nasa our idiot artist has exaggerated. <br /><br /><br />sky---I think I am beginning to see a connection.<br />

 

[skyeagle409]

bigbrain---Have you remained without words, astonished for my finest Saturns?<br /><br />bigbrain,<br /><br />The reason why I have been quiet for so long is because I have been trying to figure out how you confused your drawing of fried eggs as the planet Saturn. <br /><br />Perhaps, you posted the wrong drawing.<br />

 

[huey_pilot]

Haha BB is WRONG again! <br /><br />Educated People - All<br /><br />BigBrain - Zippo!

 

[skyeagle409]

huey,<br /><br />I must admit that bigbrain is very good at what he does and that is, being consistent...........consistently wrong!

 

[petepan]

<font color="yellow">Saturn centre temperature is - 257 °C. <br /></font><br /><br />bigbrain<br /><br />why can't you get your facts straight.....<br /><br />We know you have problems dealing with <b>facts</b><br /><br />"Core temperature of Saturn is about 12,000 K - not as hot as Jupiter but still radiates more energy (3 times more!) than it receives from the Sun"<br /><br />http://www.southalabama.edu/physics/lectures/labrier/ph101docs/lecture/lectures/ch12/ch12.html<br />

 

[petepan]

bigbrain, question...<br /><br />Have you ever looked through a telescope?

 

[pocket_rocket]

I think he looked through the big end.

 

[pocket_rocket]

All the while singing "It's a small world after all"