Really Paul, again with the dark stars? Why do you want these so badly? Can't I interest you in a teapot?
First of all, axion is about as stupid a name as charm quark. Yes, lets name it after a cleaning agent because it cleans up the problem. Why not name it money? Money cleans up problems too. For those that don't know, the charm quark solved the problem like a charm. Yes, I'm serious. Again, just plain stupid. So why I am going on about axions? Because the idiot that won the argument had a partner, and that partner had a really good idea. They said, "Hey, what if we called it Higglets, because of their relationship to the Higgs Boson", and also... piglets, because who doesn't like piglets? Clever, right? But also a wilting violet, because when said idiot decided their cleaning agent was somehow more clever, guess who won the argument? Now, I can't say I know the gender of those involved, but I have my suspicions.
Secondly, no. Just no. It's a fanciful meandering with no substance behind it. It's like looking for sasquatch. It only shows up in fuzzy imaginations. Stop it. Just stop it.
Third, Higglets!