What would you do If you were an alien and just met the human race? What would you say to us?

[alien117]

What would you do If you were an alien and just met the human race? What would you say to us?

 

[Wolfshadw]

Greetings! I'm an author. I wrote the book, To Serve Man.

-Wolf sends

In case you don't know the reference...

 

[TheSchnitz]

Oops. Wrong number, I have to go.

 

[sam85geo]

I would smile and say "hello, then goodbye" and exit a.s.a.p. Next question on my way out of Earth's gravity and missile range, I would ask God, (or what passes for an alien god), "Why me? What have I done to deserve meeting humans"?

 

[COLGeek]

I think pretty much sums it up...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGTRdpW8oZA

 

[monitorlizard]

"You people are idiots! Stop blowing each other up."

or

"The bombing will commence in 3 minutes"

 

[Allen Hooker]

I heard you taste like chicken!

 

[Catastrophe]

"Look baby, food."

Cat

 

[sam85geo]

Per the video clip......... The updated version of the old fashioned method of getting rid of politicians? Or just more of Hollywood increasing paranoia amongst those who are afraid that trees move around at night.

 

[COLGeek]

Per the video clip......... The updated version of the old fashioned method of getting rid of politicians? Or just more of Hollywood increasing paranoia amongst those who are afraid that trees move around at night.

...or during the day.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0jwrWqOKI

 

[Pogo]

“So, is there any intelligent life on this planet?

 

[Vincent Peri]

“So, is there any intelligent life on this planet?

Hmm... just Great Apes...

 

[Pogo]

So, who has to feed the dog and cat? Who has to clean up the yard, park, and litter box? Ok, so, who’s really the master races here, anyway?

 

[Clovis]

Where is Rome? The last time we were here they were in charge.

 

[Clovis]

“So, is there any intelligent life on this planet?

Us: Yes they are called Dolphins. Alien : Ahh! we see they have the same brain size and the same kind of spine as the humans do. Perhaps it's they we should be meeting.

 

[The Tube]

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[Terra Australis]

I would tell them a Dad joke!

 

[COLGeek]

I would tell them a Dad joke!

That is sure to get us blasted from existence! Good job...Dad!

 

[Terra Australis]

Oops

 

[COLGeek]

Oops

 

[Wolfshadw]

Alien neighbor, huh? C'mere and pull my finger!

-Wolf sends

 

[Catastrophe]

What would you do If you were an alien and just met the human race? What would you say to us?

That's the title.

Any improvement on 'duh'?

Cat