What'd make it great having James T. Kirk as your best man?

[KL70]

If you were getting married and had to have James T. Kirk as your best man
(whether it's the Bill Shatner or Chris Pine, younger or older version is
irrelevant, but it'd have to be him and no one else, although other Trek
characters can also be present), what for you would (seriously or humorously)
be the best thing about it, in terms of any humorously or creatively witty
comment/s or thing/s you'd most like Mr. Kirk to say or do at the ceremony.

 

[drwayne]

Would this follow or come before Captain Picard saying

"Engage!"

is unclear to me.

:lol: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

 

[jim48]

Kirk? No way! He'd be into my bride before I could get her to the honeymoon! :lol:

 

[a_lost_packet_]

Kirk? No way! He'd be into my bride before I could get her to the honeymoon! :lol:

EXACTLY!

There's no way I'd have Kirk in my wedding party. BUT, I would let him plan my bachelor party.. Oh yes, Kirk would make a very fine bachelor-party planner!

 

[mj1]

If you were getting married and had to have James T. Kirk as your best man
(whether it's the Bill Shatner or Chris Pine, younger or older version is
irrelevant, but it'd have to be him and no one else, although other Trek
characters can also be present), what for you would (seriously or humorously)
be the best thing about it, in terms of any humorously or creatively witty
comment/s or thing/s you'd most like Mr. Kirk to say or do at the ceremony.

A better question is James T. Kirk or Denny Crane as your best man? Tough choice.