Inspector Praline said,<font color="orange"> (to camera) Hello. (he walks in followed by Superintendent Parrot and goes to desk) Mr Milton? You are sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company? </font><br /><br />Milton said,<font color="purple"> I am. </font><br /><br />Inspector Praline said,<font color="orange"> Superintendent Parrot and I are from the hygiene squad. We want to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entified The Whizzo Quality Assortment. </font><br /><br />Milton said,<font color="purple"> Ah, yes. </font><br /><br />Inspector Praline said,<font color="orange"> (producing box of chocolates) If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the cherry fondue. This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that. </font><br /><br />Milton said,<font color="purple"> Agreed. </font><br /><br />Inspector Praline said,<font color="orange"> Next we have number four, 'crunchy frog'. </font><br /><br />Milton said,<font color="purple"> Ah, yes. </font><br /><br />Inspector Praline said,<font color="orange"> Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here? </font><br /><br />Milton said,<font color="purple"> Yes. A little one. </font><br /><br />Inspector Praline said,<font color="orange"> What sort of frog? </font><br /><br />Milton said,<font color="purple"> A dead frog. </font><br /><br />Inspector Praline said,<font color="orange"> Is it cooked? </font><br /><br />Milton said,<font color="purple"> No. </font><br /><br />Inspector Praline said,<font color="orange"> What, a raw frog? </font><br /><br />Milton said,<font color="purple"> We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. </font>