[I enjoyed your owlish One, Two, Three for the Tootsie Pop!]
Yeah, I'll try to remember to pass through a polar region and away from that disk, assuming it's free of bi-polar flows.
But speaking of EM with black holes, I was puzzled when LIGO events, IIRC, (with optical backup) report no EM emissions for BH mergers. Yet, I understand that entropy correlates with the amount of surface (EH) of a black hole, so if two BHs merge, there should be a significant entropy change given the new surface area (i.e. entropy) net result. To get only a gravity wave, and apparently nice and sinusoidal(?), seems counter intuitive, at least for this non-scientist. Could the EM be just too weak for us to detect given the distances, or is the lack of EM predicted in GR?