Breaking news from CNN - Bigfoot is now on Mars - NASA pic

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brandbll

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This could very easily be a crew member from the подводн-корабль 1, Russia's Military spaceship submarine that was lost in orbit about 40 years ago. There has been some wild speculation out there as to where they landed. But a few of them have probably been able to migrate recently due to the increase of oxygen in Mars atmosphere that was caused by some of the spreading of microbes that latched on to the Oppurtunity Rover. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font size="3">You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!</font></p> </div>
 
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lsbd

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wait a minit..I thought that russian spaceship/sub was in a holding pattern, circling Ur anus
 
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brandbll

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Come on, lets get serious here. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font size="3">You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!</font></p> </div>
 
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Swampcat

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Why? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="3" color="#ff9900"><p><font size="1" color="#993300"><strong><em>------------------------------------------------------------------- </em></strong></font></p><p><font size="1" color="#993300"><strong><em>"I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical. Unsuccessful rebellions, indeed, generally establish the encroachments on the rights of the people which have produced them. An observation of this truth should render honest republican governors so mild in their punishment of rebellions as not to discourage them too much. It is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government."</em></strong></font></p><p><font size="1" color="#993300"><strong>Thomas Jefferson</strong></font></p></font> </div>
 
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paulscottanderson

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As noted by, among others, Emily Lakdawalla of The Planetary Society, the "figure" is actually very small, just a few centimetres tall, and most likely just an oddly eroded rock (just one of <i>many</i>):<br /><br />http://www.planetary.org/blog/article/00001305<br /><br />Paul <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font size="1"><span style="font-weight:bold" class="Apple-style-span">-----------------</span></font></p><p><font size="1"><span style="font-weight:bold" class="Apple-style-span">The Meridiani Journal</span><br />a chronicle of planetary exploration<br />web.me.com/meridianijournal</font> </p> </div>
 
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JonClarke

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You're all wrong - it's a danish mermaid. Mars once had water and was colonised by danish mermaids. or is it the other way round. Martian mermaids colonised denmark....<br /><br />http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7205004.stm <br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Whether we become a multi-planet species with unlimited horizons, or are forever confined to Earth will be decided in the twenty-first century amid the vast plains, rugged canyons and lofty mountains of Mars</em>  Arthur Clarke</p> </div>
 
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logicize

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"Martian mermaids colonised denmark"<br /><br />Is correct. They arrived via an extremely long water spout that stretched from the oceans of mars (now dried up, all of the water was sucked up by the water spout and sent to earth) to the oceans of earth. But the one shown in the NASA image is not alive, it is petrified. She was left behind when the last of the oceans were sucked out before she could jump in.
 
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logicize

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I have to disagree. For proof I present the following:<br /><br />http://www.enterprisemission.com/images/Spirit/safe.jpg<br /><br />From none other than the eminent, Richard Hoagland. He has mislabeled the image, as it clearly shows and additional 5 petrified mermaids. <br /><br />[edit: added this]<br /><br />While looking for additional mermaid photos, I stumbled onto this mysterious item. Huh?<br /><br />http://snakeandthehunterenterprises.com/research/23/23.htm<br /><br />There are more like it here:<br /><br />http://groups.msn.com/ArtifactsofMars/mars.msnw<br /><br />
 
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MeteorWayne

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<img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> thanx for them <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /><br />The first one made me wash my glasses.<br /><br />The last one shows what ignoramuses thay are to not understand rover tracks.<br /><br />I guess the woo woos are getting pretty desperate!! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#000080"><em><font color="#000000">But the Krell forgot one thing John. Monsters. Monsters from the Id.</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000080">I really, really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function</font><font color="#000080"> </font></p> </div>
 
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Which one is the one not wearing clothes? <br /><br />Wow, these folks make RCH look sane <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#000080"><em><font color="#000000">But the Krell forgot one thing John. Monsters. Monsters from the Id.</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000080">I really, really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function</font><font color="#000080"> </font></p> </div>
 
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logicize

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Look closely, none of them have clothes. I think it's ok though since they are petrified.
 
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cometvomit

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Man, they call'em fingers, but I've never seen them fing. ... Oh wait, there they go.-otto(simpsons) <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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logicize

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Here's a quote from the website with most of the photos. He must be qualified.<br /><br />"Part of my job is to look for small details in photos. Working with state of the art equipment <b>in a retail environment</b>, I have the respect both of my peers and customers, many of whom will come looking for me specifically. As any experienced photo processer will tell you, there is much more to the art than just putting film in a machine. You have to know how to adjust lighting and color, compensate for bad lighting if you take professional photos (I do), assist customers with decisions regarding their images, and <b>scores of other actions</b>."<br /><br />http://snakeandthehunterenterprises.com/mars1.html<br /><br />In all fairness, though, he identifies the object as things as varied as high tech martian gadgets, to whatever. I was the one who, after close examination of the photos, identifed the naked mermaids. It might be interesting to note and might call in to question my findings, that quite often ink blots also appear to me to be naked women.<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />
 
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JonClarke

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You should get one more to much time spent looking at ink blots can be bad for you <img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Whether we become a multi-planet species with unlimited horizons, or are forever confined to Earth will be decided in the twenty-first century amid the vast plains, rugged canyons and lofty mountains of Mars</em>  Arthur Clarke</p> </div>
 
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origin

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I think logicize is just pulling our collective leg to get a reaction. That or he is psychotic.<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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logicize

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What psychotic about naked mermaids from mars? Haven't you seen the movie? <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />
 
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a_lost_packet_

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<font color="yellow">logicize - Here's a quote from the website with most of the photos. He must be qualified. </font><br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /><br /><br />He works at 1-Hour Photo?<br /><br />Just think, all those silly experts with their degrees and years of interpreting remote image data could have saved a lot of time just working a few hours a day at 1-Hour Photo while they were in high-school. Someone, call the Board of Regents now!<br /><br />Of course, since these are rocks, I suppose that makes him a geologist as well? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="1">I put on my robe and wizard hat...</font> </div>
 
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Mee_n_Mac

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I wonder if you turn the 'artifacts' over whether they'll have a "Made On Phobos" stamp ? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>
 
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logicize

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My favorite part of his list of qualifications is:<br /><br />" assist customers with decisions regarding their images, and scores of other actions."<br /><br />I wonder what scores of other actions are? I pretty sure they don't sell fries at one hour photo. Of couse it could be that he works near the camera department at Wal-Mart, that would open up scores of other actions. Possibly even emergencys like, vomit clean up on isle three, and other such actions, even scores of other such actions. Someone that can be relied on to handle emergencies like that certainly must be qualified to do photo analysis.
 
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<font color="yellow">logicize - My favorite part of his list of qualifications is:<br /><br />" assist customers with decisions regarding their images, and scores of other actions."<br /><br />I wonder what scores of other actions are? I pretty sure they don't sell fries at one hour photo. Of couse it could be that he works near the camera department at Wal-Mart, that would open up scores of other actions. Possibly even emergencys like, vomit clean up on isle three, and other such actions, even scores of other such actions. Someone that can be relied on to handle emergencies like that certainly must be qualified to do photo analysis.</font><br /><br />ROFLMAO<br /><br />It's always a good sign when the first post you read for the day brings a good chuckle. <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="1">I put on my robe and wizard hat...</font> </div>
 
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this was too funny..for me to actually consider serious <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>____________________________________________ </p><p><font color="#ff0000"> We Are The Bane Of Man, For Ever Enslaved.</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">I will create in my own image<br />If God can then why can't I?<br />No thought of the consequences<br />I've got to know the meaning of life</font></p> </div>
 
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