Regarding Questioner's complaint about "Hypothetical DM is once again used as the all-purpose 'duct tape' of astrophysics," I am going to speak-up and say that this article is written in a manner that I think is appropriate.
In previous posts, I have also argued that too much of the Big Bang Theory relies on unverified assumptions about types of matter and forces that are not constrained by anything other than the imaginations of the theorists.
But, studies like the ones in this article are done on the "what if" basis, to see if observations can be explained with various theories and assumptions - they attempt to understand how things might work and how they would not workout. I think that is a fully valid scientific process. It helps us learn about some options for how to think about observations, and even suggests additional types of observations that can be used to test the theory.
My objections to other articles and theories sometimes presented here and elsewhere comes from the tendency for some theorists and many journalists to state results of such theoretical studies as established facts. At best, they are theories that seem to work to some degree, but still have a lot of holes left to fill. So long as that perspective is kept, I do not object.