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trailrider
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1. A Mars mission will use Orion-derrived CEV's...with "Orion" "nuk-u-ler" propulsion...designed & built by Iran! <img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /><br /><br />2. Vulcan has decided to sent us an ambassador BEFORE Ephraim Cochrane invents Warp drive.<br /><br />3. Who/whatever sent the saucer to Rosewell is demanding the return of the pieces, plus full military honors for the victims. If we fail to agree they will attack all our cattle, causing them to increase output of methane gas, thus increasing global warming.<br /><br />4. The U.S. Air Force and the U.S. Army will agree to resolve their fifty-nine year dispute over who has jurisdiction over what type of aircraft each flies.<br /><br />5. Elvis will finally come out of hiding and pay US$20M for a ride to the ISS aboard the next Soyuz.<br /><br />Live long and prosper!<br /><br />Ad Luna! Ad Ares! Ad Astra!