NORAD Tracks Santa

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spacefire

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I think if Santa's sleigh can carry a billion pounds of presents, he can put enough defense equipment on it to stop pretty much anything you puny humans and vogon can throw at him.<br />That's why my EMP batteries are on full alert. With his navigation equipment disabled, Santa will have to land in my backyard and I shall have all the presents. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>http://asteroid-invasion.blogspot.com</p><p>http://www.solvengineer.com/asteroid-invasion.html </p><p> </p> </div>
 
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dobbins

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Screw the presents, I want that sleigh!<br /><br />I want to turn it over to a team that can reverse engineer it's capabilities! Then we will have CATS licked once and for all, and that will be worth more than one year's haul of presents.<br /><br />
 
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vogon13

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Your EMP batteries will fry all the chips in all the X-Box 360s in the bag.<br /><br />(not that anyone will be able to tell)<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>
 
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lampblack

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<font color="yellow">I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, "If you see it in The Sun, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?</font><br /><br />I'm sort of surprised -- just sort of -- that nobody's responded, accusing the evil media of spreading fairy tales yet again. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /><br /><br />But fairy tales <i>are</i> important. Sometimes, they are the most important thing.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>
 
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telfrow

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http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>
 
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mikeemmert

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Gee, I didn't know NORAD radars could detect an object at 6,483,000,000 km!<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_EL61<br /><br />I'm glad NORAD's going to try radar, though. I never thought of that. Maybe they'll find more reindeer:<br /><br />http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/2003EL61/<br /><br />Santa and his team should be warming up right about now. Everythings ready - radar set warmed up, guns cocked, missiles fueled...and I predict they'll have about as much success as last time. They just can't find this guy illegally crossing borders.<br /><br />Personally, I don't think he theatens MY security. In spite of the enormous energies involved, his sleigh has NEVER brought down ANY building. I very seriously doubt if he has harmed a hair on the head of a single American.<br /><br />In fact, I'm beginning to wonder if that other fellow, you know, the tall guy with the sexy guitar playing niece, ever actually existed at all! Witnesses can be bribed, you know...dictators are always seizing power by claiming bogus threats against their nation...radars are picking up UFO's all the time and they alway turn out to be bogus.<br /><br />So relax this Christmas. Whoever you see streaking through the skies or hear sneaking around the living room in the middle of the night is surely a member of your very own religious tradition! <img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /><br /><br />
 
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