wouldn't it be cool if.....................

[pluto_is_not_a_dog]

wouldn't it be cool if we had a shuttle that traveled 1,000,000,000,000,000 times faster than the speed of light and we should visit any planet and actually reside on it...oh think of the possibilities..

 

[contracommando]

1.86 x 10^20 Mps <br /><br />1.116 x 10^22 Mpm<br /><br />6.696 x 10^23 Mph<br /><br />For intra-solar travel you might want to go a little slower.<br />

 

[sorehed]

The deceleration phase of flight would kind of hurt. <br /><br />But, yeah, the idea is cool.

 

[yevaud]

Sort of a thin veneer of Raspberry Jam comes to mind... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[sorehed]

<img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" />

 

[yevaud]

I don't think the acceleration phase would tend to be too cool either. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[lunatio_gordin]

XD <br />of course it would be cool. but, you know, it's a little impossible. especially now. <img src="/images/icons/tongue.gif" />

 

[lunatio_gordin]

LUDICROUS SPEED!<br />don't you think you should use a seatbelt? <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" />

 

[yevaud]

Well, yeah. As far a propulsion systems go, we're not even at the Model-T level yet.<br /><br />More like at the leaky rowboat stage. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[sorehed]

<img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> They've gone PLAID!!

 

[yevaud]

"Sre you all right, Sir?"<br /><br />"Fine...fine...everyone take five...smoke if you got 'em... *THUD*"<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[lunatio_gordin]

greatest. scene. Ever!

 

[yevaud]

"...Sssshhhhhhh.....Shhhhhhhhhh....JESUS! I can't BREATHE in that thing!!!"<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[sorehed]

I see your schwartz is as big as my schwartz.

 

[yevaud]

Barf: half man, half dog...he's his own best friend. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[vogon13]

Blue Alert!<br /><br />Sir! Do we have to go on blue alert?<br /><br />It means changing the bulb!<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[avaunt]

I always prefered E.E. "Doc" Smiths' "instant elsewhere" drive.<br /><br />It would pose a problem though. The very first time we came into contact with other such equipped aliens, instant war to the death between the species.

 

[spacefire]

no improbability drive? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>http://asteroid-invasion.blogspot.com</p><p>http://www.solvengineer.com/asteroid-invasion.html </p><p> </p> </div>

 

[pluto_is_not_a_dog]

you guys, dont be so practical... im just saying wouldnt it be cool. you dont have to whip out all ur scientific knowledge on me and prove me wrong! i know its impossible i was just dreaming....lol

 

[summoner]

It'd be great fun. We just need to find an inertial dampener, a General Products hull, probably want some type of artificial grav and then we can have Honor Harrington move into the Captain's Quarters with me as a consultant. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width:271px;background-color:#FFF;border:1pxsolid#999"><tr><td colspan="2"><div style="height:35px"><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/htmlSticker1/language/www/US/MT/Three_Forks.gif" alt="" height="35" width="271" style="border:0px" /></div>

 

[avaunt]

NO NO NO. Death to all female "captains".<br /><br />Trust me, I live in the only western matriarcy*, and i can tell you that the only place for women in the command structure is as Sovereign. They are beyond perfect as that, they are ideal as that, as the font of Honour, but that font is ONLY to be served and protected by MALE officers and specifically MALE Captains.<br /><br />Death to the "janeways".<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <br />*New Zealand or "Islands of the Wummins"

 

[kmelkang]

Spaceballs, the greatist space comedy outside of Red Dwarf and Star Wreck. Oh yeah MST[mystery science theater].....

 

[yevaud]

I was once a Red Dwarf fanatic.<br /><br />Arnold J. Rimmer: "There's always one, isn't there? One git, one goit, one fly in the ointment."<br /><br />Dave Lister: "Yeah, but they're rarely in charge." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[nacnud]

If you're in trouble he will save the day,<br />He's brave and he's fearless, come what may;<br />Without him the mission would go astray.<br /><br />He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,<br />Without him life would be much grimmer.<br />He's handsome, trim and no-one's slimmer,<br />He will never need a Zimmer.<br /><br />He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,<br />More reliable than a garden strimmer.<br />He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,<br />He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.<br /><br />Master of the wit and the repartee,<br />His command of Space Directives is uncanny.<br />How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!<br />Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,<br /><br />He's also a fantastic swimmer.<br />And if you play your cards right<br />Then he just might come round for dinner! <br />He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,<br /><br />No rhymes left now apart from quimmer,<br />We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer!<br />Fade out you stupid plimmer! <br /><br />http://reddwarf.myrealm.co.uk/audio/Rimmer_Song.mp3

 

[vogon13]

Dark Star!<br /><br />Best low, low budget sci-fi movie ever?<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>