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ZenGalacticore
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Since I was a little kid, I've wondered what it is exactly that Uncle Fester is supposed to be. Is he an Enchanter? Is he a Goblin? What in the f--- is Uncle Fester?
Lurch is a zombie. I'm pretty sure of that.
And Morticia, mmmmm...Morticia.... *****Whoa Wake Up!!! Okay. Morticia is, um, an Enchantress? A Witch? A dead walking undead beautiful Vampiress? A lesbian Ms. Vampire? Nope. Vampiress for sure!
And Ma-ma? She's a witch too?
Cousin Itt? Obviously a drop-out of some kind. He's been in the basement for way too long. That's how the Addams' get their money. Itt's down there in the dungeons cultivating some serious gothic weed. And Fester's probably assisting. :lol:
And Wednesday and Pugsley? I don't know about those two. I do know that if they ever did a serious scary version of the Addams Family, that they should get that scary little girl from "The Ring" to play Wednesday!
But seriously. What the hell is Uncle Fester?
Lurch is a zombie. I'm pretty sure of that.
And Morticia, mmmmm...Morticia.... *****Whoa Wake Up!!! Okay. Morticia is, um, an Enchantress? A Witch? A dead walking undead beautiful Vampiress? A lesbian Ms. Vampire? Nope. Vampiress for sure!
And Ma-ma? She's a witch too?
Cousin Itt? Obviously a drop-out of some kind. He's been in the basement for way too long. That's how the Addams' get their money. Itt's down there in the dungeons cultivating some serious gothic weed. And Fester's probably assisting. :lol:
And Wednesday and Pugsley? I don't know about those two. I do know that if they ever did a serious scary version of the Addams Family, that they should get that scary little girl from "The Ring" to play Wednesday!
But seriously. What the hell is Uncle Fester?