Deep Impact ? Deep Impact Hoax

[bigbrain]

If you retro burnt the rocket engines of a missile that runs at 134,000 kilometers per hour, it would spin like a top spinning and it would crash zigzaging against some planet.

 

[bigbrain]

Why are you so silent?<br /><br />I have understood: conspiracy of silence.<br /><br />Hey, I have seen again the Nasa actors triumph using my recorder.<br /><br />Look at it: it is really amazing. There is an actor below on the right who does not know what to do.<br /><br />He does not know if he must clap hands, if he must tap someone on the shoulder, if he must embrace any person. <br /><br />He seems out of his element, lost in those faked images.<br /><br />I have split my sides with laughter.<br /><br /><br />

 

[bigbrain]

Your silence demonstrates you are in a conspiracy.<br /><br />Have moderators sent you e-mail not to answer my questions?

 

[bigbrain]

My dear fans, <br />today we will not able to laugh too much.<br />The clowns are silent.<br /><br />It is enough me to laugh.<br />Go here:<br />http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/deepimpact/multimedia/070405-its-approach-x4.html<br /><br />Are Nasa cameras defective?<br /><br />No, there is not any camera. When you enlarge an image you can see pixels.<br /><br />Why does not Nasa avail of able graphic experts like me?<br />Because skilled persons do not go to Nasa to make faked images and faked movies.<br />

 

[bigbrain]

My dear fans, <br /><br />if Nasa was able to steer a probe to a comet 133 million kilometers distant and even to hit it while running quickly along its orbit with an intelligent bomb (like that one that was not able to hit Saddam royal palace),<br />how is it, when there is fog above New York (is there fog sometimes above New York?), your airplane is not able to land?

 

[bigbrain]

I am really stupid.<br /><br />In space there is no fog.

 

[bigbrain]

I must bring my dog out. Her name is Lilly, a finest golden retriever.<br /><br />See you again soon.<br />

 

[petepan]

this is the exchange that you, bigbrain and sky had in the WTC thread...<br /><br />bigbrain---You were not even able to hit Saddam royal palace with your intelligent bombs. <br /><br />sky posted this link... http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/05/28/eveningnews/main555948.shtml <br /><br />Sky---Now, what was that you were saying about us not hitting Saddam's palaces? Another clear indication that you are wrong again, which as I have said before, you are consistent with getting the facts all wrong! <br /><br /><br /><font color="yellow">if Nasa was able to steer a probe to a comet 133 million kilometers distant and even to hit it while running quickly along its orbit with an intelligent bomb <b>(like that one that was not able to hit Saddam royal palace), </b></font><br /><br />you've already told us this and you have been refuted, yet you still keep saying it... <img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

 

[votefornimitz]

Tell us, where did you arquire your expertise. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[votefornimitz]

OUr bombs are very precise, and those are just bombs, image how much care was taken to create this very real impactor. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[votefornimitz]

Acctually, it was the goverment who sent the email, you see, Bush is only a puppet ruler, Osmama Bin Laden controls the US, and he thinks he can distract everyone with fake coment impacts, which is fake BTW, sohe contracts bollywood to make fake movies of the impact to distract us, in return for helping Bin Laden, all US companies will outsource everyjob to india. After we are all jobless, the entire population will gather in kansas for a prayer vigirl. But, Bin Laden is behind this also, and secretly prepared all the food on machines that procces peanuts. With 1/12 of the US going into shock, we will all gather at the hospital, Osama will then have a bomb disquised as stephen hawking wheeled in and detonate it, killing us all.<br /><br /><br />Whew, glad i got that off my chest, now you know the full truth. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[luciusverus]

Well.....Thats an interesting, eerrrmm theory you have there VFN........

 

[votefornimitz]

ITS NOT A THEORY ITS THE TRUTH I TELL YOU!!!! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[luciusverus]

Nownow........... Typing in UPPER CASE is considered rude........<br /><br />Please refrain from doing so.........<br />

 

[votefornimitz]

I am sure all my fans out there didn't mind, and it was the mods fault anyway.<br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[petepan]

VoteforNimitz<br /><br />OMG <img src="/images/icons/shocked.gif" /><br /><br />what can i do, where can i run, where can i hide?<br /><br />Is Australia safe? It can't true!!<br /><br />Nooooooooooooo!!!<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" />

 

[votefornimitz]

No its not, But if you act now and buy my "Anti-Peanut-Fake-Impact-and-Explosive-Physicts helment you should be safe, they are only 59.99 and come with matching mittens. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[petepan]

<font color="yellow"> they are only 59.99 and come with matching mittens. </font><br /><br />What!? No free set of steak knives??

 

[votefornimitz]

Use a major credit card and we'll hook you up. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[petepan]

sweet <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />

 

[votefornimitz]

But wait! Theres more! Call in the next 15 minutes and we will throw in a Stephen Hawking and Bin Laden Bobble head, thats a 60 dollar value yours free. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[lunatio_gordin]

What's the number! what's the number!<br />ok, now i know BB is messing with us. just ignore him guys, he's doing this for entertainment. Even if it's ours.

 

[yevaud]

Ahhh, two nascent Smartasses a-blooming. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[a_lost_packet_]

<font color="yellow">bigbrain---You were not even able to hit Saddam royal palace with your intelligent bombs. </font><br /><br />Oh really? Well, guided munitions are pretty darn accurate. Just a sec...<br /><br />Hold on a min. OK. Bigbrain, move a little to your left. Yeah. OK. .... Just a sec... one more sec... <br /><br />Smile for the camera!<br /><br /><click /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="1">I put on my robe and wizard hat...</font> </div>

 

[huey_pilot]

Ok then, how about this. We fly from New York City to London. You cannot visually see London, but yet we can still fly there. Whats your opinion on this? <br /><br />