Horrific death senarios of Jar Jar

[nacnud]

After a hard days ambassadoring Jar Jar needs to dispose of some important secret documents, an unfortunate and excruciatingly slow ears meets shredder incident thus ensues.

 

[vogon13]

Jar Jar is hung upside down above very hot (300 deg. C.) corrosive fluid. The rope is a <i><b>little</b></i> too long. He only stays alive as long as he can hold his head above surface of liquid. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[claywoman]

Again....poor, poor tall but fun Jar-Jar....

 

[vogon13]

We are all just soooooooooooooooo sick! <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

How about giving him to Jabba's gay brother Jabba the Hunk as a pleasure slave? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[claywoman]

Would poor, misunderstood Jar-Jar forgive you your thoughts and actions? If so, he'd be a bigger man....errrrrrrr whatever than you are...<br /><br />Poor abused Jar-Jar....sniff....sniff...

 

[jmilsom]

Ha Ha. Yes I was thinking as I wrote that it is very unlike me to post such a gratuitous remark. I did, in fact, pause before hitting the post key. But my love of absurdity (which extends to occasionally making comments absurdly out of character) got the better of me. <br /><br />I don’t know Jabba and Jar Jar just flashed into my mind – both being amphibious types n’all, they’d go well together! I think it would a little more wholesome than Jabba and Princess Leia! And it probably wouldn’t be as bad a fate as the various methods of execution contrived above! <br /><br /><font color="orange"> Jar Jar is a Gungan, Jabba is a Hutt, put the two together for Jab Jab the Gutt </font><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[hracctsold]

Jar Jar seems to be the character everyone loves to hate. But as had been said, in the first movie I didn't think he was that bad. He added a little fun to the dialog. So, I've forced to vote with Claywoman on the side of Jar Jar. But I'm usually for the underdog anyway!

 

[flynn]

CAN'T ... GET ... IMAGES ... OUT ... OF ... HEAD ....<br /><br /><br />HELP ... PLEASE ... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[the_masked_squiggy]

Schrodinger's JarJar. Put him in a box with poison. But this time make sure there's no air in the box. The only problem with this is you don't really know if he's alive or dead. But it will somehow be just as gratifying when the thrashing stops.

 

[mandyb78]

Awww why does everyone hate Jar Jar so much? I didn't find anything annoying or wrong with him.

 

[squidbones]

I think he sould be hanged on a rope of barbed wire until he passes out then shot in the stomach and beaten. Then you remove him kidneys and set them on fire. After that he get beaten again, then his ear get cut off and he is thrown in to a pit of molten iron.

 

[claywoman]

JAR-JAR FOR PRESIDENT!!! HE CAN'T BE AS BAD AS WHAT WE'VE GOT!!!<br /><br />Let him live!!!

 

[jmilsom]

Look’s like affection for Jar Jar is on the rise. Seems that he is actually endearing. In light of this transition from a hate Jar Jar to love Jar Jar thread. I have decided to open a Jar Jar voice training school. Just imagine the reaction next time you are out and approach an interesting girl, finally get up the courage and break the ice, and suavely give your opening line in a high croaky voice “Meesa sooo happy to meetsa you." To which she will respond "Awww. How cute, come on lets dance!" <br /><br />For an added boost to your efforts try the following: http://www.costumesheadtotoe.com/Item/3261.htm <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[claywoman]

I doubt if he could be elected president though, he wasn't born in the US or for that matter, in our universe....but we can always hope...at least my way, the poor guys isn't splattered all over the room....

 

[flynn]

Run his CGI rendering software on Windows. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[flynn]

<font size="8"><b>Ctrl + Alt + Del.</b></font> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[fornax]

My ultimate fear is that Jar-Jar Binks is insensitive to pain and that's how come he and his kind persisted long since natural extinction.<br /><br />I also suspect that Jabba-the-Hutt's parasite might be genetically related to JJ Binks.

 

[vogon13]

<br />Have Yoda use 'the Force' to make Jar Jar sneeze, burp, and fart at the same time. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[vogon13]

{bump} <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Possibly the "Frog in a Blender" termination?<br /><br />Hmm...where to find a Blender that big... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[vogon13]

Cement mixer.....................................................................$19,000<br />12 bowling balls with razor blades crazy glued on.............$100<br />50 lbs of rock salt................................................................$5<br /><br />The sounds of Jar Jars's death screams..............................priceless <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[luciusverus]

LMAO<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" />

 

[ladyleviticus]

force choke him then burn him alive *laughs wickedly*

 

[contracommando]

Smear him in honey, then cover him in fire ants. Then, have rabid dogs tear him apart, piece by piece-all while he is being stung by hordes of killer bees.