Horrific death senarios of Jar Jar

[avaunt]

* places duffel bag on floor beside gurney. takes list from pocket and begins checking off contents *<br /><br />Grater, yep.<br />Coagulant, yep.<br />9 volt batteries, yes, two there of.<br />dilute acid, yes.<br />tacks, tack hammer, blotting paper, yes.<br />Soldering iron. Yep.<br />Toothpicks, packet of 100, yes.<br />Small packet of razor blades, yes.<br /><br />*leaves room with stun-stick and handcuffs*

 

[lampblack]

Give him a long ride on the hood of a star destroyer. Let him be the ornament.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[dragonous]

Apparently there are three parodies from www.idleworm.com. Well for me, just stab Jar-Jar with the light saber that was rigged to explode, and just hit the detonation switch once it's stuck in him.

 

[floodslayer91]

<font color="yellow"> Possibly the "Frog in a Blender" termination? <br /><br />Hmm...where to find a Blender that big... </font><br /><br />or the even better "hamster in a lightsocket"

 

[votefornimitz]

Just as i tought you... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[floodslayer91]

...huh?