Horrific death senarios of Jar Jar

ascan1984 · Feb 25, 2005

Horrific death senarios of Jar Jar binks from star wars(tbe nost hated character in scifi) any suggestions

flynn · Feb 25, 2005

Ok, I still like Liquidization, but I'll add being bikini waxed with wookie bikini wax paper. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - Chuck Palahniuk. </div>

jmilsom · Feb 25, 2005

Ages ago I posted this: jar-jaromir With this in mind, how about giving him to a Balrog to do with him as it pleases. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

vogon13 · Feb 25, 2005

Jar Jar impaled cloacally* with a light sabre. With a little rotisserie action. *(Thought anally might not get by filter) <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!So many people, so few recipes !!Let's clean up this stinkhole !! </div>

Leovinus · Feb 25, 2005

I would like the computer that is animating him to have a hard drive crash and then he simply freezes in place for the rest of the movie. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

wmdragon · Feb 25, 2005

* frozen in carbonite, then "accidentally" dropped, shattering him into many many pieces * stepped on by an early AT-AT model * brutally beaten in a multi-species cantina brawl, with the episode IV cantina band providing the soundtrack * almost devoured by a dia noga, then squashed by the trash compactor (I just surprised myself by remembering the trash compactor monster's name) <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> The only laws of matter are those which our minds must fabricate, and the only laws of mind are fabricated for it by matter. --- James Clerk Maxwell </div>

robotical · Feb 25, 2005

Force choke Force lightning Radiation poisoning If I could only pick one I'd choose the Force choke. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

Saiph · Feb 25, 2005

simple, the next time there is one of those odd battlescenes strangely devoid of effective tactics Jar Jar carries on as normal. However during his typical antics he gets shot, in the back, with an cannon. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> --------------------SaiphMOD@gmail.com -------------------"This is my Timey Wimey Detector. Goes "bing" when there's stuff. It also fries eggs at 30 paces, wether you want it to or not actually. I've learned to stay away from hens: It's not pretty when they blow" -- The Tenth Doctor, "Blink" </div>

strandedonearth · Feb 25, 2005

- Thrown out an airlock. - Tied to a turbolaser barrel during full-power target practice. - Put in a box full of carnivorous beetles (ref: "Darksaber")

larper · Feb 25, 2005

Jellied and served on toast. "Pass the jar of Jar Jar, please" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> Vote Libertarian </div>

larper · Feb 25, 2005

If Jar Jar is fired from a job, has he been Can Canned? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> Vote Libertarian </div>

flynn · Feb 25, 2005

Maybe he will realise himself what a worthless, pointless piece of Lucas space *&^% he is and just use a Futurama sucide booth and put us all out of our misery. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - Chuck Palahniuk. </div>

avaunt · Feb 25, 2005

"Itsa Hotsa, too biggsa hotsa" says Jar-jar. Stepping to the airlock hatch and closing the inner door before anyone can intervene, he triggers the venting mech, to step outside for a breath of fresh air. Sadly* he has failed to notice that the ship has already boosted to orbit. His irritating voice, screaming more in terror than agony, becomes fainter as the air transmitting it, is sucked from the airlock by the compressors. His face can not be seen through the hatch, because he has fallen over , dizzy, as soon as the air pressure has dropped by 1 fifth. Almost instantly he is unconscious, but doesn't die until after the outer door has cycled open. His body remains on the deck of the airlock, in the absence of any additional impetus to overcome the close to earth normal force visibly holding everyone else to the deck. All the critics are amazed, incredulous. That Lucas could actually make a scene stick to the rules of physics, was even more unlikely than his eliminating his green abomination. *used in a metaphorical sense, naturally. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" />

claywoman · Feb 26, 2005

Awww....why do you guys want to kill off Jar-Jar? In the first episode (the only episode I've actually watched) he was the best thing in it....

ascan1984 · Feb 26, 2005

claywoman I will pretend you didn't say that lol <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />

Leovinus · Feb 26, 2005

I have to admit that Jar Jar did tend to make you forget the horrible actiing of young Anakin. No he didn't. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

vogon13 · Feb 26, 2005

Turn Jar Jar into a bantha suppository. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!So many people, so few recipes !!Let's clean up this stinkhole !! </div>

flynn · Feb 26, 2005

<img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> GIRLS <img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - Chuck Palahniuk. </div>

mousebot · Feb 26, 2005

Lets see: Tie ears and tongue behind head and let him starve. Convince him he is a great pod racer. Tell him that gungans can fly in Coruscants gravity, they just need a running start. Give him a blaster and drop him in a magnetically sealed garbage hold. If he doesn't kill himself after fifteen minutes just turn on the crushers. There is no end...

claywoman · Feb 26, 2005

Poor Jar-Jar...sniff...

vogon13 · Feb 26, 2005

Stop it! You're making me feel bad!<img src="/images/icons/frown.gif" /> Not as bad as when I watched Jar Jar, though. <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> I really figured by now, someone would have come up with a way of killing Jar Jar that also involved WESLEY CRUSHER!!!! Yuck, yuck! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!So many people, so few recipes !!Let's clean up this stinkhole !! </div>

flynn · Feb 27, 2005

LOL Jar Jar and Wesley Crusher get married and have children. Who spawn with evil powers and strap their parents to a photon torpedo and fire it into a sun. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - Chuck Palahniuk. </div>

avaunt · Feb 27, 2005

hahahaha. Jar-jars Nob "Knots" like a dogs' does, up Wesleys ringpiece. And they make the Beast with the Two heads forever. Which would make apperances at SciFiComs probmatical, at the least. How to kill them?. . . . Turn Wesley 180 degrees through a N-space warp, rendering him Anti-matter-Wesley. Stand well back and wait for them to kiss. <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />

ascan1984 · Feb 27, 2005

Jar jar gets fed up wth the star wars world and goes in search of the ring of power. Doesnt die instantly when he falls into the fire of mount doom and dies slowly and painfully

Aetius · Feb 27, 2005

I didn't mind Jar Jar at all, really. "Phantom Menace" and "Attack Of The Clones" were disappointing films to me, but Mr. Binks had nothing to do with it. It just seems like the people behind them cared more about special effects and marketing appeal than anything else. The character of Jar Jar was just a symptom of a larger lack of imagination, in my opinion. I enjoy watching silent movies, partly because in the silent era moviemakers had no choice but to focus on plot. They couldn't rely on the marvels of computer animation to disguise their incompetence at storytelling. Unlike today.

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