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I spoke to a lead person at NASA the other day who will remain anonymous for obvious reasons, but he has given me some very delicate information. Has anyone noticed the recent surge in smashing spacecraft into the moon? Why would anyone want to smash a perfectly good spacecraft into the moon and waste it's valuable skills in gathering astronomical infromation? The answer: to cover up the fact that we never ever landed on the moon. Think about it, when we do actually go to the moon in a few years people will want to see the old evidence that we were there before. So how do we get rid of that evidence? We smash probes and SMART-ONEs into potential landing sites. That way, when the astronaughts get there, "Oops, looks like we crashed a probe where the old landing site was and everying had been smashed into smitherines and we no longer have anymore proof." It's the perfect plan, that is, until i just exposed it. Looks like NASA tried to pull a fast one on us and ruin our perfectly perfect conspiracy theory. Looks like it's time for NASA to go back to the drawing board to find a new way to pull the wool over our eyes... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font size="3">You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!</font></p> </div>