THUNDERBIRDS: The Movie<br />– (OR: We Knew This Would Happen)<br />By Matthew Black<br /><br />Prologue: **I’ve been a fan for 34 years. I’ve got all the vehicle toys, books and DVDs. Hell; I’ve even written fan fiction that has gotten me fan mail from around the world!! Am I a true T-Birds fan? Well, I think so and I offer you a nonetheless fair attempt to be unbiased during the following review/dissertation.<br /><br />Back in 1999 with the release of Star Wars – The Phantom Menace, some U.S. fanboy reviewer came back from that movie and proclaimed; “George Lucas has raped my childhood!” I wanted to punch the silly, hysterical clown in the mouth for reinforcing the stereotype that Science Fiction fans were anally retentive fools, obsessed with their entertainment. Besides, rape is a dramatic and ugly word, not suited to outrage about a movie. And although Phantom Menace was a rather mediocre film, it did NOT deserve that kind of vitriol. Hell, nothing could!<br /><br />But now I find myself in a rather awkward position with this review. First a little backstory: In my home country of New Zealand, fans have followed or even loved “the big three” iconic Science fiction T.V. series. The big three I’m speaking of are, in no particular order: Doctor Who, Star Trek and Thunderbirds. Yes, I know that Gerry Anderson created several classic shows, but it is Thunderbirds that almost certainly commands the most respect and love. It is a testimony to the quality of this 40-year old young-adult (NOT children’s) show that Thunderbirds is still quite watchable today, and that most of the writing and portrayed technology still holds up.<br /><br />Why did I and why do I still love Thunderbirds? Well, (WARNING: the word ICONIC is about to be used a lot) the stories, the technology, the music, the optimistic and lovable characters, the humour and the absolutely iconic vehicles make for an irresistible package, loved by hundreds of millions. And most importantly, I truly believe that Gerry a <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p> </p><p>One Percent of Federal Funding For Space: America <strong><em><u>CAN</u></em></strong> Afford it!! LEO is a <strong><em>Prison</em></strong> -- It's time for a <em><strong>JAILBREAK</strong></em>!!</p> </div>