The Charge of the Light Brigade <br />Alfred, Lord Tennyson - <b> ammended by Flynn, please don't turn in your grave </b><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />1.<br />Half a league, half a league,<br /> Half a league onward,<br />All in the valley of Death<br /> Rode the six hundred.<br />"Forward, the Light Brigade!<br />"Charge for the aliens!" he said:<br />Into the valley of Red weed<br /> Rode the six hundred.<br /><br /><br />2.<br />"Forward, the Light Brigade!"<br />Was there a man dismay'd?<br />Not tho' the soldier knew<br /> Someone had blunder'd:<br />Their's not to make reply,<br />Their's not to reason why,<br />Their's but to do and die:<br />Into the valley of Red weed<br /> Rode the six hundred.<br /><br /><br />3.<br />Tripod to right of them,<br />Tripod to left of them,<br />Tripod in front of them<br />Zapped and lazered;<br />Storm'd at with ray and mist,<br />Boldly they rode and well,<br />Into the jaws of Death,<br />Into the mouth of Hell<br /> Rode the six hundred.<br /><br /><br />4.<br />Flash'd all their sabres bare,<br />Flash'd as they turn'd in air,<br />Sabring the tripods there,<br />Charging an army, while<br /> All the world wonder'd:<br />Plunged in the lazer-smoke<br />Right thro' the line they broke;<br />Martian and Alien<br />Reel'd from the sabre stroke<br /> Shatter'd and sunder'd.<br />Then they rode back, but not<br /> Not the six hundred.<br /><br /><br />5.<br />Tripod to right of them,<br />Tripod to left of them,<br />Tripod behind them<br />Zapped and lazered;<br />Storm'd at with ray and mist,<br />While horse and hero fell,<br />They that had fought so well<br />Came thro' the jaws of Death<br />Back from the mouth of Hell,<br />All that was left of them,<br /> Left of six hundred.<br /><br /><br />6.<br />When can their glory fade?<br />O the wild charge they made!<br /> All the world wondered.<br />Honor the charge they made,<br />Honor the Light Brigade,<br /> Noble six hundred. <br /> <br />*EDIT - after creative direction Fr <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>