Deep Impact ? Deep Impact Hoax

[bigbrain]

I wrote:<br />"Sciences are only a great simplification of reality. <br />To understand reality is enormously difficult. <br />An example? Doctors are not still able to cure a cold". <br /><br />You know Freud, the famous inventor of psychoanalysis. Well, at about the end of his life, someone asked him: "What do you think to have discovered about human psychology?"<br /><br />Seraphic he answered: "It is like I had lighted a match in the forest". <br /><br />You that think Newton and Kepler are like Gods, how is that in their calculations they have not anticipate that Venus turns around itself in the opposite direction in comparison with the other planets? <br /><br />

 

[petepan]

<font color="yellow">You that think Newton and Kepler are like Gods, how is that in their calculations they have not anticipate that Venus turns around itself in the opposite direction in comparison with the other planets? <br /><br /></font><br /><br />WTF???<br /><br />What does all that rambling have to do with Deep impact?? <img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

 

[petepan]

again I say<br /><br />Why don't you respond with a decent answer, or will we get more 'crap'? <br /><br /><br />Looks like the latter....

 

[telfrow]

Petepan:<br /><br />You expected anything different? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[yevaud]

<font color="yellow">You that think Newton and Kepler are like Gods</font><br /><br />Well, far better them than some Sanhedrin invented by you.<br /><br /><font color="yellow">how is that in their calculations they have not anticipate that Venus turns around itself in the opposite direction in comparison with the other planets?</font><br /><br />Ahh. So the instant you invent something, you should, presciently, know everything about it.<br /><br />This thread is like being in an episode of Beavis and Butthead. All that's missing is the laugh: "He. Hehe. He. Heh. He he heh heh heh..." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[telfrow]

I need TP! I need TP! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Whoa. Dude. Dude. Heh. Heh. Heh heh heh. Whoa. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[petepan]

yeah i spose, just remind me, <br />don't invite him for a picnic, i think we will be a few sandwiches short... <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" />

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">You that think Newton and Kepler are like Gods, how is that in their calculations they have not anticipate that Venus turns around itself in the opposite direction in comparison with the other planets?</font><br /><br />Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[yevaud]

1st Witch: "Nemi Tarvish...Nemi Glom..."<br />All Witches: "...aroon, aroon, aroon..." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[skyeagle409]

telfrow,<br /><br />LOL!

 

[telfrow]

<img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /><br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[petepan]

<font color="yellow">Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum</font><br /><br />ROFLMAO<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" />

 

[yevaud]

<img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /><br /><br />And who says Latin is useless to learn... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

My dear fans,<br />I want to analyse this image:<br />http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/1/f/257/1F151002273EFF36CLP1214L0M1.JPG <br /><br />Even if he uses wide-angle lens to mask his fraud, <br />Nasa swindler is surely an idiot graphic, like Jackson Pollock:<br /><br />1 - The horizon is too irregular and to clear, too on focus.<br />If you use a normal wide-angle lens you see horizon curve but regular and you see it a little out of focus because wide-angle lens is not a telescope.<br /><br />2 - Shadow is too clear, too sharp and it seems that it projects on a level surface without joining to ground disconnections in a credible way. <br /><br />3 - Sky seems a grey level surface illuminated by a spot light. Absolutely impossible because on Mars there is an atmosphere that would create many chromatic variations.<br /><br />4 - Finally there is that big piece of telfrow dried brain (1,000,000 times enlarged) that looks like an UFO because it has nothing to do with the rest of background. <br /><br />Please, do not permit they condition you till this point.<br />Also a child understands that image is faked: look at colors, lights, shadows, sky, horizon shape, all is faked and you see very well that is faked, because Nasa artist has studied in the workshop of Jackson Pollock and can not use Maya and 3D Studio Max in the right way.<br /><br /><br />

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">Finally there is that big piece of telfrow dried brain (1,000,000 times enlarged) that looks like an UFO because it has nothing to do with the rest of background. </font><br /><br />Vescere bracis meis.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[telfrow]

Photo posted was taken with the Front Hazcam on MER Opportunity: f/15 <b>Fisheye</b><br /><br />www.mwoa.org/SPIE_paper.pdf <br /><br />Vestrum excrucibo.....<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

My dear fans,<br />go here:<br />http://www.understandingduchamp.com/ <br /><br />Then click on "Bicycle Wheel"<br /><br />Then read the comment on the left of that sculpture.<br /><br />Many people, professors, teachers, critics want to make joke of us continuously.<br /><br />"...in order to create a new kind of art ... that provoke the observer to partecipate and think"<br /><br />Why do I make you to see these opprobriums?<br /><br />I want that you understand there are many authoritative people that try to swindle us with difficult words like Nasa actors.<br /><br />That sculpture is pure manure, but it is in a museum of New York.<br /><br />Nasa engineers must explain how can steer a little probe to hit a comet without being able to see it.<br /><br />Deep Impact, pure manure like Marcel Duchamp. <br /><br /> <br />

 

[telfrow]

Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

"My dear fans, <br /><br />The mere fact that you refer to us as your "fans" demonstrates how delusional you really are!" <br /><br />I am speaking to those who read me all days.<br />

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">I am speaking to those who read me all days.</font><br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Yes, and I throw bread-crumbs for the Pigeons each day. What of it? Do the Pigeons now think they have a discussion forum? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[votefornimitz]

Yes bigbrain, i am a huge fan of yours, you and i seem to have similar tastes, so, i now cordially invite you to the Hitler-Stalin-Castro-Pol_Pot fan club, and if you join soon, you will be just in time to add osama and david koresh to our club name. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="color:#993366">In the event of a full scale nuclear war or NEO impact event, there are two categories of underground shelters available to the public, distinguished by depth underground: bunkers and graves...</span> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

"I am speaking to those who read me all days. <br /><br /> Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus". <br /><br /><br />Do you think also "Views" are faked?<br />

 

[telfrow]

<img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>