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You wouldnt be reading this post if you werent already enthusiastic about space, so these ideas do not apply to you. They should apply to the other 99% of Joe Schmo American.<br /><br />How do we re-charge the energy of the space program for NASA? If we forget about giving up on them and strictly relying on commercial endeavors, what do we need to do? My answer is pretty simplistic.<br /><br />What do Americans love more than anything else? Cars. Cool cars, big ones, fast ones, pretty ones. We spend ungodly sums of money on them and the gas they feed on. We love the radio crankin on the open road with a big block engine humming under the hood. We like the way other people look at our car with envy or lust. To borrow a phrase from Marketing -- it's sexy. NASA needs something sexy. My idea (not really a new idea by any stretch) is to not only design a crew launch vehicle that 'gets the job done' ... but it does so in style. It has whizbangs and gizmos that the Average John Q. Public can empathize with and get on board with.<br /><br />NASA engineers sitting there on a panel and going on about CLB's of MCR's of GLHP's means jack crap to 99% of Americans. Americans want something that screams American on it. The shuttle for all its flaws had a sexy look for it when it was first built. We need a muscle car of crew vehicles. The look of it should be designed by Hollywood moguls and guys like those on American Chopper.<br /><br />Paint it with anti-French symbology and make the Astronauts drop the Tang and eat greesy cheeseburgers. Have hot women in skimpy clothes at the unveiling. Talk about how we're going to conquer space, put some people on the Moon and join the 100 mile high club with your woman in the closet. Sounds offensive doesnt it? It should to you, you arent the target audience. Neither am I.<br /><br />It's time to drop the pocket protectors and grab the welding torch, tatoos and bad attitudes that Americans love so much.<br /><br />Looking forward to