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extrasense

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the Internet is open media, so :<br />ignore ignoramuses!<br />
 
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yevaud

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<font color="yellow">the Internet is open media, so : <br />ignore ignoramuses!</font><br /><br />Then you're in for a world of being ignored, pal.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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extrasense

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Just for the fun of it, do you know how many individuals with masters in the Theoretical Physics does NASA employ?<br /><br />e <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> s<br />
 
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yevaud

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However many they do, it'll never include you. Since you don't, and never will, have one. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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extrasense

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I doubt, NASA employ any real Masters of Science, I mean those who've get the degree outside the imbecile kindergarden of theirs.<br />
 
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yevaud

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Not to worry, ES. You'll get hired somewhere, someday. Just look for ads in the newpapers like this:<br /><br /><b>"Seeking MS or PhD in 'Fantasy Physics.' Applicant must have no credibility, no ability, in fact, no sense at all. Willing to work long hours at convincing people that he shouldn't be institutionalized immediately.<br />Applicant should be eager, foolish, not believable by any stretch of the imagination, possibly delusional. Play hard and fast with the actual laws of physics. Willing to invent ideas with no basis in reality, on a moment's notice."<br /><br />You'd be perfect for it!</b> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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Or, here's another job you'd be great at: "In-flight missile mechanic." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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arit

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Miniature archaelogist? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#009999;font-family:Verdana"><span style="font-size:6pt;color:#009999"><font face="Times New Roman"><strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#009999;font-family:'CourierNew'"><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#009999;font-family:'CourierNew'">"We will either find a way, or make one!" - Hannibal<br /> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#009999;font-family:'CourierNew'"><br /></span></strong></p></span></strong></strong></font></span></span> </div>
 
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alpha_taur1

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Well Extrasense must be a Master of Halfbakery (MHb)at least, perhaps even quarterbakery (MQb).<br /><br />I doubt if anyone could deny his credentials as a practiced master-baker.
 
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yevaud

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I suspect the thing he most frequently hears at a job interview is:<br /><br />"Get the F' out of my office!" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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dgm1

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I figured out what the rest of his thread title would say if there weree room for more characters. <br /> "Martians worship the sun ! Tell NASA imbeciles... are saying that on SDC" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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yevaud

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I wonder...can we sue him for libel? Defamation of character?<br /><br />Being a waste of human skin? Breathing our air?<br /><br />Hmm... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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dgm1

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How about <b>deformation</b> of character. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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yevaud

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I say we find him, and sell him to an ignorant fisherman to use a bait.<br /><br />"Hey ES...mind if I call you <b>Chum?!</b>"<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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Glad you like it.<br /><br />Would you believe that I have two older brothers and an older sister...and they all have it too? (better at it than I am).<br /><br />Weird family trait. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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Actually, the Brits would say he's "nutters," or possibly, "do-lally."<br /><br />Yeah. I predict a very short, but interesting life, for that guy. Some day he'll call someone an ignoramous.<br /><br />Said person will stand up...and up...and up...<br /><br />And then show him his liver. Here ya go! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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Well, here's an example.<br /><br />A few years ago, I'm sitting in my brother Dave's kitchen. I mention the new Sacajawea dollar to him.<br /><br />He says, "sack of WHAT?"<br /><br />That kind of thing. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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I'm not a mental health professional such as yourself, but, given what I do, I have to be something of a lay expert. I have no choice - self protection.<br /><br />He has serious narcissistic tendencies. It's all about HIM, and our input and feedback are irrelevent. In fact, I'm beginning to believe that he sees every "no" as a challenge.<br /><br />"Etiology suspect of neurologic origins."<br /><br />It's all in his head. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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He has a cerebral cortex? Well, DAMN....<br /><br />I don't know about L-Dopa, but he's certainly got a unique pathology.<br /><br />Talk about "negative group dynamics."<br /><br />Gotta go for the night. Later on. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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arit

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You guys don't sleep?<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#009999;font-family:Verdana"><span style="font-size:6pt;color:#009999"><font face="Times New Roman"><strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#009999;font-family:'CourierNew'"><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#009999;font-family:'CourierNew'">"We will either find a way, or make one!" - Hannibal<br /> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#009999;font-family:'CourierNew'"><br /></span></strong></p></span></strong></strong></font></span></span> </div>
 
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extrasense

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So, our esteemed mental patients and psychiatrists turned psycho:<br />How many MS in the Theoretical Physics does NASA employ?<br /><br />e <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> s<br />
 
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telfrow

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I have no idea, es.<br /><br />Why don't you go to the NASA site and find out? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>
 
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5stone10

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<font color="yellow">You guys don't sleep?</font><br /><br />Responding to this thread is just like sleeping !
 
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yevaud

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Actually, it's more interesting analyzing Es's particular psychosis' than the original thread.<br /><br />Besides, there are actually 7 of me... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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I would have to agree.<br /><br />*You have been talking to personality number 4. All of my other personalities can't come to the phone right now. Please leave messages, and we'll all get back to you as soon as we all can. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks...* <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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