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...here little fishies...<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em><font size="2" color="#ff0000">Who is this superhero?  Henry, the mild-mannered janitor ... could be!</font></em></p><p><em><font size="2">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</font></em></p><p><font size="5">Bring Back The Black!</font></p> </div>
 
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nod nol ... it's Bulgar!<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em><font size="2" color="#ff0000">Who is this superhero?  Henry, the mild-mannered janitor ... could be!</font></em></p><p><em><font size="2">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</font></em></p><p><font size="5">Bring Back The Black!</font></p> </div>
 
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SpaceKiwi

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...do you think Wilma Flintstone is sexy?...<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em><font size="2" color="#ff0000">Who is this superhero?  Henry, the mild-mannered janitor ... could be!</font></em></p><p><em><font size="2">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</font></em></p><p><font size="5">Bring Back The Black!</font></p> </div>
 
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ghost_wolf_asistant

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Lister: "i will not get married to someone who's name sounds like a footballer clearing his nose!"
 
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flynn

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Cat: "'Cat do this!' 'Cat do that!' What am I? A dog?" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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flynn

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This one could go in the Battlestar thread.<br /><br />" No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go? " <br />- Kryten <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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flynn

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" We have three realistic alternatives: (1) Sit here and get blown up, (2) Stand here and get blown up, (3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up. " <br />- Holly <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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SpaceKiwi

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Rimmer: Step up to red alert! <br />Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em><font size="2" color="#ff0000">Who is this superhero?  Henry, the mild-mannered janitor ... could be!</font></em></p><p><em><font size="2">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</font></em></p><p><font size="5">Bring Back The Black!</font></p> </div>
 
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ghost_wolf_asistant

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"you are a pantheist, surely you beleave that god is on all things" - Kryten<br /><br />"i just don't think it applys to Kitchen utensls, i am not a FRYING Pantheist" - Lister<br /><br />----<br />"How come doesn't know anything? he is supposed to have an IQ of 6000!"-Rimmer<br /><br />"6000 is not that much, its only the same as 12,000 car park attendants"- Holly<br /><br />
 
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yevaud

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"we're moving so fast that it happens before I even see it. It's Brown trousers time." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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CalliArcale

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The Cat:<br /><br />"Hey, I'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling!"<br /><br />"Hey, this is my shiny thing! You can't have my shiny thing! I found it, it's mine!"<br /><br />Cat meets the Inquisitor, who becomes Cat to judge whether he is worthy to exist:<br />INQUISITOR: Justify your existence.<br />CAT: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful [rhymes with grass]!<br />INQUISITOR: That's all?<br />CAT: You need more?<br />INQUISITOR: You're a pretty shallow guy.<br />CAT: Maybe so, but a shallow guy with a great [rhymes with grass].<br />INQUISITOR: You amaze even me.<br />CAT: Thank you!<br /><br />Cat meets Camille, the Pleasure Gelf:<br />LISTER: She's a pleasure Gelf. She becomes a mirror for your obsessions.<br />CAT: You mean when I step in there, I'll see my perfect mate?<br />LISTER: Yeah. And she'll fall instantly in love with you.<br />CAT: Oooh. What gorgeous chunk of loveliness awaits me?<br />LISTER: Well, knowing you, a six-foot Valkyrie maiden with scanty armor and a cleavage you could ski down.<br />CAT: Stop, you're making me dribble! Oh well, here goes!<br />{he walks into the room; the Gelf has transformed to look exaclty like the Cat}<br />CAT: You're me!<br />GELF: Who else?<br />CAT: I'm the object of my own desire?<br />GELF: Can you think of anybody more deserving?<br />CAT: Now that I think of it, you're right! Damn my vanity!<br />{he hi-fives the Gelf} <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p> </p><p><font color="#666699"><em>"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly . . . timey wimey . . . stuff."</em>  -- The Tenth Doctor, "Blink"</font></p> </div>
 
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flynn

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"Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit. I'm alive! " <br />- Rimmer<br /><br />"So... let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and you're telling me your completely sane? " <br />- Rimmer<br /><br />Lister: "Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it." <br />Kryten: "No plan, sir. No sleeves." <br />- Lister and Kryten <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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yevaud

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Lister noticed that Holly had suddenly acquired a hairpiece. "What's that on your head?" he asked.<br /><br />"Nothing," replied Holly weakly. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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nacnud

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CAT: What's this?<br />LISTER: Nodnol? Hang on, wait a minute! Nodnol! Nod. Nol. It's in Bulgaria, isn't it!<br />CAT: Are you sure?<br />LISTER: Geography was my number one subject at school. Nodnol, Bulgaria -- rich in animal produce and mineral wealth, just south of Bosnia.<br />CAT: What's the selim?<br />LISTER: Well, that's obviously Bulgarian for kilometers, isn't it?<br />CAT: (Sincerely) You're so smart, I'm glad I came with you!<br />LISTER: Well, we are the smart party!<br />
 
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larper

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CAT: What is it?<br />KRYTEN: It's a portal to a parallel dimension.<br />CAT: What is it?<br />KRYTEN: It's a sort of rip in the space time continuum.<br />CAT: What is is?<br />LISTER: It's a magic door.<br />CAT: Oh, why didn't you say so?<br /><br />(don't remember the exact exchange, but you get the idea) <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><strong><font color="#ff0000">Vote </font><font color="#3366ff">Libertarian</font></strong></p> </div>
 
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chriscdc

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Kryten to Cat<br />'There are 2 major problems with your suggestion. 1 we have no deflector shields and 2, we have no deflector shields. Now I know that is technically 1 problem, but I thought it was such a major one that I ought to mention it twice'<br /><br /><br />"I like me" - Caboose
 
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ghost_wolf_asistant

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"remember this time last year?"<br />"yes, you were attacked by a killer Kabab"<br />"how can the ame smeg happen to the same guy twice?"<br />- Lister and Kryten
 
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avaunt

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Flynn mate. That is the SINGLE most disorganised, ill-constructed, counter intuitive site on the web. <img src="/images/icons/tongue.gif" /><br /><br />How do you find quotes on it?.
 
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yevaud

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"I said stop-start A-9. Is anyone listening to me?!"<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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flynn

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It really is an awfull website. Shame really, it was quite good but they only ever update it when they are trying to sell a new DVD.<br /><br />For quotes try here.<br /><br />http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/factbox/index.shtml<br /><br />"Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas. Whatever. " <br />- Rimmer<br /><br />" The thing about Captain Oates... the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates... Captain Oates... Captain Oates was a prat. " <br />- Rimmer<br /><br />" Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn. " <br />- Rimmer <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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yevaud

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"Are you *sure* you don't want anything?"<br />"Yeh, sure."<br />"Perhaps a Muffin?"<br />"Thanks, no."<br />"An English Muffin then?"<br />"No."<br />"Ah. Then what *do* you want for your prandial delight?"<br />"Nothing."<br />*Shocked* "NOTHING?!"<br /><br />(paraphrasing) <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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flynn

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"An IQ of 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water! " <br />- Holly<br /><br />"An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants"." <br />- Kryten<br /><br />"I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do."<br />Rimmer: "You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew?"<br />Cat: "No! I'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew." <br />- Cat <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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yevaud

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The Cat gently stroked the red piped PVC suit. "By guy." He shook the sleeve of a yellow pinstripe with wide lapels. "So Long..." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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flynn

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There was a time I'd of done much better but I scored 86.<br /><br />Have a go.<br /><br />http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/quiz/ <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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