The real reason for the shuttle launch delay:

[askold]

http://www.theonion.com/infograph/index.php?issue=4129<br /><br /><br />Oh yeah - it was the girls ...

 

[grooble]

It's delayed until next year so that i win my bet. Just to let everyone know in advance, i shall spend my winnings on a juicy cheeseburger.