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<p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/bubba1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p><img src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm125/sophiegirl66/funny%20pics/Farsidealiens.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<font face="Arial" size="2" color="#000080"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:navy;font-family:Arial"><p><span style="color:navy;font-family:Arial"><font size="2">I was walking past the mental hospital yesterday - </font></span><span style="background:white;color:black;font-family:Tahoma"><br /></span><span style="color:navy;font-family:'BookmanOldStyle'"><font size="2">all the patients were shouting, </font></span><span style="background:white;color:black;font-family:Verdana"><br /></span><span style="background:white;color:navy;font-family:'BookmanOldStyle'"><font size="2">'13....13....13' </font></span><span style="background:white;color:black;font-family:'BookmanOldStyle'"><br /></span><span style="background:white;color:navy;font-family:'BookmanOldStyle'"><font size="2">The fence was too high to see over,</font></span><span style="background:white;color:black;font-family:Verdana"><br /></span><span style="background:white;color:navy;font-family:'BookmanOldStyle'"><font size="2">but I saw a little gap in the <br />fence and looked through to see what was going on.<br />Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. </font></span><span style="background:white;color:navy;font-family:'BookmanOldStyle'"><br /></span><span style="background:white;color:navy;font-family:'BookmanOldStyle'"><font size="3"><font size="2">Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...</font> </font></span></p></span></font> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#993300"><span class="body"><font size="2" color="#3366ff"><div align="center">. </div><div align="center">Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll both get dirty & the pig likes it.</div></font></span></font> </div>
 
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Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>Why not just go back over the recent 'conservative' posters contributions? <br />Posted by vladdrac</DIV><br /><br />why not keep your idiotic, partisan, crap out of this thread? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff00ff">Screw you guys...I'm going home:  Eric Cartman</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>SILENCE...I KILL YOU!!!!:</strong>  Achmed, the dead terrorist</font></p> </div>
 
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<p><BR/>Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>Language Warning : But funny as ____!http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2580/1189245480742ei9.gif <br />Posted by a_lost_packet_</DIV></p><p><font size="2" color="#0000ff">Thanks for that, a_l_p......that was very good!</font></p><p><font size="2" color="#0000ff">I don't usually go in for "bathroom humor"....but this was in an email forwarded to me and I thought it was funny.</font></p><p><br /><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.</span></p><div><div><p style="margin-bottom:12pt"><font face="Times New Roman" size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">... I called my &nbsp;friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a &nbsp;colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram &nbsp;of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one &nbsp;point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the &nbsp;colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I &nbsp;nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my &nbsp;brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR &nbsp;BEHIND!'<br /></span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt"><br />&nbsp;<br /></span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">I left Andy's office &nbsp;with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called &nbsp;'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will &nbsp;discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never &nbsp;allow it to fall into the hands of America 's &nbsp;enemies.<br /></span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt">&nbsp;<br /><br /></span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">I spent the next &nbsp;several days productively sitting around being nervous. &nbsp;Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance &nbsp;with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was &nbsp;chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the &nbsp;evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a &nbsp;one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water (For those &nbsp;unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have &nbsp;to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - &nbsp;and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, &nbsp;with just a hint of lemon.</span></font></p><p style="margin-bottom:12pt"><font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">The &nbsp;instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of &nbsp;humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose watery bowel movement may &nbsp;result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you &nbsp;may experience contact with the ground.<br /></span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt"><br />&nbsp;<br /><br /></span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">MoviPrep is &nbsp;a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever &nbsp;seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with &nbsp;you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. &nbsp;You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting &nbsp;violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be &nbsp;totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as &nbsp;far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating &nbsp;food that you have not even eaten yet.<br /></span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt"><br />&nbsp;<br /><br /></span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">After an &nbsp;action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove &nbsp;me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the &nbsp;procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep &nbsp;spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a &nbsp;friend for something like that? Flowers would not be &nbsp;enough.<br /></span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt"><br />&nbsp;<br /><br /></span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">At the &nbsp;clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally &nbsp;agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full &nbsp;of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and &nbsp;took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by &nbsp;sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more &nbsp;naked than when you are actually naked.<br /></span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt"><br />&nbsp;<br /><br /></span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">Then a &nbsp;nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I &nbsp;would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. &nbsp;Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I &nbsp;was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would &nbsp;happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were &nbsp;staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn &nbsp;your house.<br /></span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt"><br />&nbsp;<br /><br /></span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">When &nbsp;everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was &nbsp;waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot &nbsp;tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously &nbsp;nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the &nbsp;anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. There &nbsp;was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing &nbsp;Queen' by Abba. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be &nbsp;playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' has to be the least &nbsp;appropriate.'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me. &nbsp;'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more &nbsp;than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to &nbsp;tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was &nbsp;like.<br /></span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt"><br />&nbsp;<br /><br /></span></font><font size="5" color="#000080"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy">I have no &nbsp;idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, Abba was shrieking 'Dancing &nbsp;Queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine ...' .. and the next moment, I was &nbsp;back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. Andy was looking down &nbsp;at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent &nbsp;when Andy told me that it was all over, and that my colon had passed with &nbsp;flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal &nbsp;organ.</span></font><font size="1"><span style="font-size:9pt">&nbsp;</span></font></p></div></div> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff00ff">In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.<br /></font><strong>Charlie Brown</strong></p> </div>
 
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<p style="" align="center"><font size="3" color="white"><font size="3" color="white">The crystal clear crisp clean air makes NZ Solar power...rogue = mirror</font><font color="white"><font size="3"><br /></font></font> </font></p><p><font size="3" color="white"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/briancol/SolarPower.gif" border="0" alt="" /></font></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p><font size="2">Absolutely, under no circumstances should you watch this video if you are easily offended.</font></p><font size="2"><p><font size="2">Dames met kerst</font></p></font> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#993300"><span class="body"><font size="2" color="#3366ff"><div align="center">. </div><div align="center">Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll both get dirty & the pig likes it.</div></font></span></font> </div>
 
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<p>It's not really "funny."&nbsp; It's not a joke or anything.&nbsp; But, I think it deserves to be linked and didn't really want to create a new thread for it.&nbsp; I guarrantee it will bring a smile though and maybe some warm fuzzy feelings about how people from many different cultures can still have a lot in common.</p><h1>Web star famed for silly dance aims for charity</h1><h2>Matt Harding to use celebrity status to raise money for laptops for the poor</h2><p>NEW YORK - Matt Harding has won cult celebrity status by filming himself dancing badly around the world to the amusement of millions of Internet viewers but now he wants to get serious &mdash; raising money for laptops for the poor.</p><p class="textBodyBlack">Harding, 31, began his unusual route to fame five years ago when he quit his job as a video game maker and set off to travel the world, with a traveling pal suggesting he do the same jig he used to do in the office and film himself in different spots.</p><p class="textBodyBlack">"My sister asked me to put it up on the Internet so she could show some co-workers of hers. It turns out people who never met me got something from it," Harding, an American, told Reuters in an interview in New York's Central Park.... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25782333/</p><p>"Where the Hell is Matt." (Video from around the World. I smiled and it gave me a little hope that maybe we can all get along one day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY </p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="1">I put on my robe and wizard hat...</font> </div>
 
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<p>&nbsp;(Video from around the World. I smiled and it gave me a little hope that maybe we can all get along one day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY <br />Posted by a_lost_packet_[/QUOTE]</p><p><font size="2" color="#0000ff">Beautiful!&nbsp; Made me smile, too.&nbsp;</font></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff00ff">In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.<br /></font><strong>Charlie Brown</strong></p> </div>
 
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<br /><p><a target="_blank"><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/vege1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" width="298" height="424" /></a></p> <p><br /> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/vege2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" width="298" height="424" /><br /> <br /> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/vege3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" width="298" height="424" /><br /> <br /> <a target="_blank"><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/vege4.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" width="298" height="424" /></a><br /> <br /> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/vege5.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" width="298" height="424" /><br /> <br /> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/vege6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" width="298" height="424" /><br /> <br /> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/vege7.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" width="298" height="424" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p><BR/>Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>It's not really "funny."&nbsp; It's not a joke or anything.&nbsp; But, I think it deserves to be linked and didn't really want to create a new thread for it.&nbsp; I guarrantee it will bring a smile though and maybe some warm fuzzy feelings about how people from many different cultures can still have a lot in common.Web star famed for silly dance aims for charityMatt Harding to use celebrity status to raise money for laptops for the poorNEW YORK - Matt Harding has won cult celebrity status by filming himself dancing badly around the world to the amusement of millions of Internet viewers but now he wants to get serious &mdash; raising money for laptops for the poor.Harding, 31, began his unusual route to fame five years ago when he quit his job as a video game maker and set off to travel the world, with a traveling pal suggesting he do the same jig he used to do in the office and film himself in different spots."My sister asked me to put it up on the Internet so she could show some co-workers of hers. It turns out people who never met me got something from it," Harding, an American, told Reuters in an interview in New York's Central Park.... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25782333/&quot;Where the Hell is Matt." (Video from around the World. I smiled and it gave me a little hope that maybe we can all get along one day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY <br /> Posted by a_lost_packet_</DIV></p><p>Yeeeeah! Cool stuff I must say, where the hell is matt?&nbsp; He was dancing in front of the old fountain in Albert Park, (been there hundreds of times) Auckland, just beside the University of Auckland. I like the music and the beautiful sounds too, here's U-Tube HD version with stereo sound!!! <img src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" /></p><p>http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/?fbid=3npjL </p><p>&nbsp;</p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p>www.dinglebum.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-world-according-to-americans.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p><img src="http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/myrockinpics/untitled.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p><img src="http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6154/yuifj6.gif" border="0" alt="" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p><img src="http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1206/soclosexb8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p><img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/j814xs.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p>http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/</p><p><font size="2" color="#0000ff">It's the comments below the pictures about the cakes that really makes this funny.</font></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff00ff">In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.<br /></font><strong>Charlie Brown</strong></p> </div>
 
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<p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/up1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p><p>&nbsp;There's some more.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Scroll sloooooooooooooooooowly. ....easy......easy!<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>scroll still....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/down1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p><p>KINDA TAKES Ya BREATH AWAY EH?.....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />&nbsp; </p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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<p><img src="http://fleeced.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/beijing-2008-logob.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font size="0" color="#10bdee"><strong>A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific.</strong></font><p><br /><img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /></p> </div>
 
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