Post your funniest jokes/videos!!

star_sirius · May 28, 2008

<img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/bubba1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

star_sirius · May 30, 2008

<img src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm125/sophiegirl66/funny%20pics/Farsidealiens.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

Boris_Badenov · May 30, 2008

Pull my finger!!! <img src="http://sitelife.space.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/13/13/6d31c3d2-5b32-4cc2-ad04-dfe3cce6a62a.Medium.jpg" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <div align="center">. </div><div align="center">Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll both get dirty & the pig likes it.</div> </div>

Boris_Badenov · Jul 1, 2008

I was walking past the mental hospital yesterday - all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the fence and looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <div align="center">. </div><div align="center">Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll both get dirty & the pig likes it.</div> </div>

a_lost_packet_ · Jul 1, 2008

Language Warning : But funny as ____!http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2580/1189245480742ei9.gif <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> I put on my robe and wizard hat... </div>

TheOscarMP · Jul 1, 2008

Replying to: <DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>Why not just go back over the recent 'conservative' posters contributions? Posted by vladdrac</DIV> why not keep your idiotic, partisan, crap out of this thread? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> Screw you guys...I'm going home: Eric CartmanSILENCE...I KILL YOU!!!!: Achmed, the dead terrorist </div>

starsinmyeyes44 · Jul 4, 2008

Replying to: <DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>Language Warning : But funny as ____!http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2580/1189245480742ei9.gif Posted by a_lost_packet_</DIV>Thanks for that, a_l_p......that was very good!I don't usually go in for "bathroom humor"....but this was in an email forwarded to me and I thought it was funny. Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.<div><div> ... I called my  friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a  colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram  of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one  point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the  colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I  nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my  brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR  BEHIND!'   I left Andy's office  with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called  'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will  discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never  allow it to fall into the hands of America 's  enemies.   I spent the next  several days productively sitting around being nervous.  Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance  with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was  chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the  evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a  one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water (For those  unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have  to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes -  and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser,  with just a hint of lemon.The  instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of  humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose watery bowel movement may  result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you  may experience contact with the ground.   MoviPrep is  a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever  seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with  you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt.  You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting  violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be  totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as  far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating  food that you have not even eaten yet.   After an  action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove  me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the  procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep  spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a  friend for something like that? Flowers would not be  enough.   At the  clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally  agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full  of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and  took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by  sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more  naked than when you are actually naked.   Then a  nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I  would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down.  Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I  was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would  happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were  staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn  your house.   When  everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was  waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot  tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously  nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the  anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. There  was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing  Queen' by Abba. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be  playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' has to be the least  appropriate.'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me.  'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more  than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to  tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was  like.   I have no  idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, Abba was shrieking 'Dancing  Queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine ...' .. and the next moment, I was  back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. Andy was looking down  at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent  when Andy told me that it was all over, and that my colon had passed with  flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal  organ. </div></div> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. Charlie Brown </div>

star_sirius · Jul 4, 2008

The crystal clear crisp clean air makes NZ Solar power...rogue = mirror <img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/briancol/SolarPower.gif" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

Boris_Badenov · Jul 6, 2008

Absolutely, under no circumstances should you watch this video if you are easily offended.Dames met kerst <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <div align="center">. </div><div align="center">Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll both get dirty & the pig likes it.</div> </div>

star_sirius · Jul 20, 2008

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a_lost_packet_ · Jul 21, 2008

It's not really "funny."  It's not a joke or anything.  But, I think it deserves to be linked and didn't really want to create a new thread for it.  I guarrantee it will bring a smile though and maybe some warm fuzzy feelings about how people from many different cultures can still have a lot in common.<h1>Web star famed for silly dance aims for charity</h1><h2>Matt Harding to use celebrity status to raise money for laptops for the poor</h2>NEW YORK - Matt Harding has won cult celebrity status by filming himself dancing badly around the world to the amusement of millions of Internet viewers but now he wants to get serious — raising money for laptops for the poor.Harding, 31, began his unusual route to fame five years ago when he quit his job as a video game maker and set off to travel the world, with a traveling pal suggesting he do the same jig he used to do in the office and film himself in different spots."My sister asked me to put it up on the Internet so she could show some co-workers of hers. It turns out people who never met me got something from it," Harding, an American, told Reuters in an interview in New York's Central Park.... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25782333/"Where the Hell is Matt." (Video from around the World. I smiled and it gave me a little hope that maybe we can all get along one day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> I put on my robe and wizard hat... </div>

starsinmyeyes44 · Jul 21, 2008

(Video from around the World. I smiled and it gave me a little hope that maybe we can all get along one day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY Posted by a_lost_packet_[/QUOTE]Beautiful!  Made me smile, too.  <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. Charlie Brown </div>

star_sirius · Jul 22, 2008

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star_sirius · Jul 24, 2008

Replying to: <DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>It's not really "funny."  It's not a joke or anything.  But, I think it deserves to be linked and didn't really want to create a new thread for it.  I guarrantee it will bring a smile though and maybe some warm fuzzy feelings about how people from many different cultures can still have a lot in common.Web star famed for silly dance aims for charityMatt Harding to use celebrity status to raise money for laptops for the poorNEW YORK - Matt Harding has won cult celebrity status by filming himself dancing badly around the world to the amusement of millions of Internet viewers but now he wants to get serious — raising money for laptops for the poor.Harding, 31, began his unusual route to fame five years ago when he quit his job as a video game maker and set off to travel the world, with a traveling pal suggesting he do the same jig he used to do in the office and film himself in different spots."My sister asked me to put it up on the Internet so she could show some co-workers of hers. It turns out people who never met me got something from it," Harding, an American, told Reuters in an interview in New York's Central Park.... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25782333/"Where the Hell is Matt." (Video from around the World. I smiled and it gave me a little hope that maybe we can all get along one day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY Posted by a_lost_packet_</DIV>Yeeeeah! Cool stuff I must say, where the hell is matt?  He was dancing in front of the old fountain in Albert Park, (been there hundreds of times) Auckland, just beside the University of Auckland. I like the music and the beautiful sounds too, here's U-Tube HD version with stereo sound!!! <img src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" />http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/?fbid=3npjL   <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

star_sirius · Jul 24, 2008

www.dinglebum.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-world-according-to-americans.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

Boris_Badenov · Jul 28, 2008

This Video will make you gouge your eyes out!!! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <div align="center">. </div><div align="center">Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll both get dirty & the pig likes it.</div> </div>

star_sirius · Jul 30, 2008

<img src="http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/myrockinpics/untitled.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

star_sirius · Jul 30, 2008

<img src="http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6154/yuifj6.gif" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

a_lost_packet_ · Jul 30, 2008

Replying to: <DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>www.dinglebum.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-world-according-to-americans.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> Posted by star_sirius</DIV>ROFL! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> I put on my robe and wizard hat... </div>

a_lost_packet_ · Jul 30, 2008

http://beavis2084.com/funny/monkey.swf <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> I put on my robe and wizard hat... </div>

star_sirius · Aug 1, 2008

<img src="http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1206/soclosexb8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

star_sirius · Aug 5, 2008

<img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/j814xs.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

starsinmyeyes44 · Aug 6, 2008

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/It's the comments below the pictures about the cakes that really makes this funny. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. Charlie Brown </div>

star_sirius · Aug 7, 2008

<img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/up1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> There's some more.....  Scroll sloooooooooooooooooowly. ....easy......easy!  scroll still....    <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/RAKinNZ/down1.jpg" border="0" alt="" />KINDA TAKES Ya BREATH AWAY EH?.....   <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

star_sirius · Aug 7, 2008

<img src="http://fleeced.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/beijing-2008-logob.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> A dazzling bluish luminosity from A distant south pacific. <img id="cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c" src="http://sitelife.livescience.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/11/15/cb51e87e-8221-424c-8ff2-78c95122196c.Large.jpg" alt="blog post photo" /> </div>

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