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ZenGalacticore
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It's awful because all they ever do is sit around and talk away the episode. Their technology is sooooo superior, that they don't ever have to worry about anything, even those humanoid aliens that look like post-hydrogen-bomb-world war-III Ross Perots. (Remember Ross Perot, with his big ears? "Hey Bill!, you don't stomp around in the pig sty barefoot!!!")
And God forbid that Captain Picard ever gets into a fight, or gets laid, or does anything other than sit down and talk with his officers and 'the Counselor' (nice boobs on her though), about how to bore the audience to death.And it's obvious that Commander Riker is the illegitimate son of Captain Pike. I mean come on, he acts just like him. One can easily see Riker saying to an alien while he's holding a phaser to the said alien's head: "You know what I think? I think that this micro-anti-matter-power-pack-phaser is working just fine and that you're trying to put the illusion in my head that it is mal-functioning!! Well, what do you say I try my theory out on your *#&!%ing head!???If only TNG was that exciting.
Oh and, don't forget, the token black guy with a con-founded twentieth-century automobile air filter on his face who is also blind. Isn't it enough that he's an engineer and he's black? No. He has to be an African...American?(heck, I don't know if he's American or not, it is after all the 24th Century. But from his accent, I'd say he's from Indiana, or thereabouts.) But they felt the need to make him blind AND black AND put an air filter on his face!!! If I were a black man, the bad story lines aside, I would have been seriously offended by that alone.
And 'Data'? Ok look, Data's cool. I actually like him. He's probably the best character in the whole rotten play. But if he's so smart, why do we need real humans in the first place? Yeah, I know the storyline: The guy who designed and built Data is dead, or gone, or trapped in the 10th M-Theory Dimension. No one knows how to make another 'Data'. Of course, with all their "invulnerable" technology, they can't just freeze or 'switch-off' the pale sickly bastard and analyze his constituent parts and reproduce the pasty faced android. And if the writers had any talent, they would've done that and perhaps made a few hot fembots(whether pale, tan. red, yellow, black, who cares?) Show some T & A, ya homos!!!
And that Whoopi Goldberg bartender character? With the well-endowed counselor[Troi], who the hell needs a psychological therapist bartender on a 24th Century Starship?Good God!!! Awful Science-Fiction!!Your thoughts?
Okay. I'm bringing this back so that R-1 and others will read it. Keep in mind that the introduction, while from the heart, was obviously intended as cynical satire and humor. ZenGalacticore
And God forbid that Captain Picard ever gets into a fight, or gets laid, or does anything other than sit down and talk with his officers and 'the Counselor' (nice boobs on her though), about how to bore the audience to death.And it's obvious that Commander Riker is the illegitimate son of Captain Pike. I mean come on, he acts just like him. One can easily see Riker saying to an alien while he's holding a phaser to the said alien's head: "You know what I think? I think that this micro-anti-matter-power-pack-phaser is working just fine and that you're trying to put the illusion in my head that it is mal-functioning!! Well, what do you say I try my theory out on your *#&!%ing head!???If only TNG was that exciting.
Oh and, don't forget, the token black guy with a con-founded twentieth-century automobile air filter on his face who is also blind. Isn't it enough that he's an engineer and he's black? No. He has to be an African...American?(heck, I don't know if he's American or not, it is after all the 24th Century. But from his accent, I'd say he's from Indiana, or thereabouts.) But they felt the need to make him blind AND black AND put an air filter on his face!!! If I were a black man, the bad story lines aside, I would have been seriously offended by that alone.
And 'Data'? Ok look, Data's cool. I actually like him. He's probably the best character in the whole rotten play. But if he's so smart, why do we need real humans in the first place? Yeah, I know the storyline: The guy who designed and built Data is dead, or gone, or trapped in the 10th M-Theory Dimension. No one knows how to make another 'Data'. Of course, with all their "invulnerable" technology, they can't just freeze or 'switch-off' the pale sickly bastard and analyze his constituent parts and reproduce the pasty faced android. And if the writers had any talent, they would've done that and perhaps made a few hot fembots(whether pale, tan. red, yellow, black, who cares?) Show some T & A, ya homos!!!
And that Whoopi Goldberg bartender character? With the well-endowed counselor[Troi], who the hell needs a psychological therapist bartender on a 24th Century Starship?Good God!!! Awful Science-Fiction!!Your thoughts?
Okay. I'm bringing this back so that R-1 and others will read it. Keep in mind that the introduction, while from the heart, was obviously intended as cynical satire and humor. ZenGalacticore