Americans are not on Mars, never went to the moon too

[bigbrain]

Hey, go to:<br />http://grin.hq.nasa.gov/IMAGES/SMALL/GPN-2000-001106.jpg<br /><br />Ha, ha, ha, this is the real vertical position during your landing on the moon.<br /><br />See this:<br />http://grin.hq.nasa.gov/IMAGES/SMALL/GPN-2000-001110.jpg<br /><br />Lunar module is not like a nice girl. If you look at it from the bottom it seems a lumber-room for tramps.<br /><br />

 

[yevaud]

As I work with the Homeless, I'd appreciate if you didn't refer to them as "Tramps." Thanks. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

Pop quiz: What's the name of that LEM? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

Mars needs women! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

"Pop quiz: What's the name of that LEM?"<br /><br />CLM = Crap Lunar Module

 

[Leovinus]

Well at least you're admitting that it IS a Lunar Module. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">Crap</font><br /><br />You like that word, don't you? You use it a lot. <br /><br />Too much.<br /><br />You really should expand your vocabulary. Try reading Mark Twain:<br /><br /><i>It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.</i><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

Yes it is a Crap Lunar Module made with highest technology and dressed by Ridge Forrester.

 

[frodo1008]

I have to appologize to the moderators for letting this "Bigbrain" character get the most of my temper, and even become somewhat flame warish (could I have just made up some new internet slang?).<br /><br />Actually I could get REALLY nasty toward the likes of Bigbrain and tell him he should indeed be grateful that NASA and the entire space industry is providing him with such a good show at his taxpayer expense (in particular as the rest of us more rational people are relatively pleased to be so spending out money)!!!

 

[bigbrain]

"Crap <br /><br />You like that word, don't you? You use it a lot. <br /><br />Too much". <br /><br />I beg your pardon, I am European.<br />

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">Ridge Forrester</font><br /><br />A Bold and The Beautiful reference...<br /><br />Wow. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">I beg your pardon, I am European. </font><br /><br />And that matters.... how? <img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

Hey, go to:<br />http://www.nasa.gov/centers/ames/images/content/76033main_PIA05009.jpg<br /><br />Nasa says:<br />"Date: Jan 7, 2004<br />A plaque commemorating the astronauts who died in the tragic accident of the Space Shuttle Columbia is mounted on the back of the Mars Exploration Rover Spirit's high-gain antenna. The plaque was designed by Mars Exploration Rover engineers. The astronauts are also honored by the new name of the rover landing site, the Columbia Memorial Station. This image was taken on Mars by Spirit's navigation camera".<br /><br />THAT IS REALLY STRANGE: WHEN HE WANTS, SPIRIT FRAMES NICE PICTURES WITH DRAMA. <br />HOLLYWOOD IS NOTHING IN COMPARISON WITH NASA.<br /><br />

 

[bigbrain]

"I beg your pardon, I am European. <br /><br />And that matters.... how?"<br /><br />Does not "crap" mean "silliness"?

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">THAT IS REALLY STRANGE: WHEN HE WANTS, SPIRIT FRAMES NICE PICTURES WITH DRAMA. <br />HOLLYWOOD IS NOTHING IN COMPARISON WITH NASA. </font><br /><br />Again, no need to shout. It's rude. European or not.<br /><br />So you're admitting Spirit is on Mars and perfectly framed at least one photo?<br /><br />Tell you what....<br /><br />Go here for 48,965 images from Spirit:<br /><br />http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/spirit.html<br /><br />Go here for 45,588 images from Opportunity.<br /><br />http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/opportunity.html<br /><br />Review each of them, looking for "perfect framing" and evidence that supports your theory.<br /><br />Come back when you're done. We'll wait.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

No, "saying that NASA space missions are fake" is "silliness". "Crap" means "manure". <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">Does not "crap" mean "silliness"?</font><br /><br />See:<br /><br />http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=crap<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

Hey, what crap is this?:<br /><br />http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/2/f/471/2F168181077EFFA9I4P1110R0M1.HTML<br /><br />Is not Mars round?<br />Has it the shape of a cucumber?<br />But you are revolutionizing all our knowledges about solar system.

 

[telfrow]

Bigbrain:<br /><br />Thought you might enjoy this site:<br /><br />http://www.proctoscope.com/2005/05/mars-rovers-fraud.html<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[yevaud]

When the bovine excrement impacted the whirling impellers... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[bigbrain]

"Bigbrain: <br /><br />Thought you might enjoy this site: <br /><br />http://www.proctoscope.com/2005/05/mars-rovers-fraud.html"<br /><br />Then you are an idiot to believe Spirit is on Mars. <br /><br />

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">Then you are an idiot...</font><br /><br />Aw, an ad hominem. <img src="/images/icons/shocked.gif" /><br /><br />Hey, the site supports your position. Massive cover up. Conspiracy. Right up your alley... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[telfrow]

<font color="yellow">Is not Mars round? Has it the shape of a cucumber?</font><br /><br />You'd think someone with a <b>big brain</b> would know what a wide angle lens is...<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <strong><font color="#3366ff">Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yeild.</font> - <font color="#3366ff"><em>Tennyson</em></font></strong> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Hmmm. <font color="yellow">Right up your alley...</font><br /><br />Is this one 'o dem Gay threads, Bub?!<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[luciusverus]

Dang..... You beat me to it........!!<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" />