Stupid Star Trek Dilema

[jmilsom]

Not with the Oblivion Argonians, their femininity is more apparently Mammalian (unfortunately I can't find a photo). <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Ahh, so their lobes are not cartilage but bone ridges shielding extended brain capacity. Piercing a ferengi ear may be the equivalent of a frontal lobotomy. <img src="/images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[lampblack]

<font color="yellow">Ahh, so their lobes are not cartilage but bone ridges shielding extended brain capacity. Piercing a ferengi ear may be the equivalent of a frontal lobotomy.</font><br /><br />Well, that's exactly right. Almost all of a Ferengi's higher-level thinking utilizes neural pathways that saturate the ear lobes. These nerves extend even to the surface of the skin -- which is why a Ferengi experiences intense sexual pleasure when you caress the ear.<br /><br />Thus, when you make an especially convoluted point to a Ferengi and he/she is actually following the point, they're likely to respond, "Yeah, I hear you." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

I wonder if there is a Ferengi version of <i>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest</i>, and in the final scene a Ferengi comes out with eyes rolled up and a big stud through one of their ear lobes. Nnnnnooooooooo! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

For the first time last night I watched <i>Gorn with the Wind</i> - the four hour epic from 1939, not the Star Trek episode about a lizardman with flatulence. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

I was just listening to Blue Cheer doing their song, <i>gorning up country</i>. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Aetius]

Following the Finnish rock band <i>Lordi</i>'s success, I think the world needs a dose of heavy metal lizardmen. Gorns with guitars! <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />

 

[sorehed]

If I had to do a Star Trek chick other than Yeoman Rand, it would have to be that green dancing babe from the original series pilot.

 

[flynn]

Orion Slave Girl ... See above. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[sorehed]

Yeah, that's them! <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> I missed that post earlier somehow.

 

[lampblack]

An interesting bit of Star Trek trivia: the actress who played the Orion slave girl in the TOS episode "Whom Gods Destroy" was none other than Yvonne Craig, who earlier had played Batgirl in the 1960's Batman television series.<br /><br />http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Yvonne_Craig<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvonne_Craig<br /><br />http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0186051/<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Sort of like shark's teeth eh, once they've got hold of something, it is hard to dislodge it. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Hmmm, where did I put my Starfleet application form. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[lampblack]

<font color="yellow">Hotlips here could do me from across the room!</font><br /><br />With the telekinetic abilities that she exhibited in that episode, she probably <b>could</b> do you from across the room.<br /><br />Of course, what's his name there could, too. Kind of a mixed blessing, that. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[flynn]

How would you know which one was ... .... .... Umm ... Servicing you? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[vogon13]

BTW, the interesting eye effect was done by putting a little piece of aluminum foil between two contact lenses.<br /><br /><br />{ouch!}<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[flynn]

How'd they achieve the Helen Thomas look? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[vogon13]

I believe Helen Thomas played the creature . . . . <br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[ottoparts]

Brilliant!-I'm gonna have to spend a 12 hour night shift thinking about micro-skirted starfleet cuties...hmmmm doesn't sound too bad really!<br />Can't remember the episode name but how about T'pol&Hoshi in the Enterprise alternate universe two-parter...that would keep me amused for a few seconds!!!

 

[thebigcat]

Speaking of boinking a Ferengi (or someone who would) I caught a bit of one of those really lame SciFi Channel movies, this one starring Chase Masterson. Can't tell you the name of the movie...It was <b>THAT</b> forgettable and not worth the effort of checking Ms Masterson's IMDb listing. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

I'd forgot all about Leeta. Mmmm Leeta, nose ridges I can live with. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

The funniest alien - human encounter occurs on a Red Dwarf episode. If you've seen it, you'll know what I am talking about. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

There are no Aliens in the whole of red dwarf.<br /><br />I assume you are refurring to GELFs, 'genetically engineered lifeforms' and Listers Wife. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[ottoparts]

Reckon you're due an eye test if all you noticed about Leeta were the nose ridges!Anyway Bajoran chicks are a definite no-no;generally seem to be weapons grade religious lunatics with bad tempers and a tendency towards violence.

 

[vogon13]

The polymorph sucking on Lister's forehead was pretty funny too.<br /><br />{I assume your reference is to the Psirens}<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>