Stupid Star Trek Dilema

[Leovinus]

I like the necktie. Nothing worse than a naked Gorn. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

<font color="yellow">I like the necktie. </font><br /><br />Yes. He looks like the Clark Gable of the Gorn world with that red neck tie. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Aetius]

How else is he supposed to make all the female Gorns good and gorny? <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" />

 

[yevaud]

Leading to some major Gornography?<br /><br />Maybe even a Gornographic Video? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Aetius]

Gornographic movies only appeal to those with a saurophilia fetish. <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /><br /><br />I'll pass on the full frontal cloaca action. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /><br /><br />

 

[jmilsom]

Yeah recently saw the hot Gorn film "Deep Moat" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

Starring Lizard Lovelace? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[vogon13]

Do I need to caution all of you again about lizard type creatures?<br /><br />Beware of that which has a cloaca!<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Or Linda Loveplaice (assuming they eat fish of course) <img src="/images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

I think the Gorn might be interested in Rocky. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Ok now. Let's get on top of this cloaca business. From Wikipedia:<br /><br />In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal, urinary, and (usually) genital tracts of certain animal species. The word comes from Latin, and means "sewer". All birds, reptiles, and amphibians possess this orifice, from which they excrete both urine and feces (unlike humans, who possess two separate orifices for evacuation). Marsupials and Monotremes also possess one (in marsupials and a few birds, the genital tract is separate). In contrast, each individual among most species of placental mammals and bony fishes has, in lieu of a cloaca, a specialized opening for at least one of these tracts.<br /><br />Also:<br /><br />A few human congenital disorders result in persons being born with a cloaca.<br /><br />I am sure Gorns, being intelligent species - know how to manage their cloacae when being intimate. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Has anyone seen:<br /><br />Lady Chameleon's Lover<br />In the Realm of the Geckos<br />Skinky Gornwives II<br /><br />Suffering Ereptile dysfunction, try new Viaguanara (oh oh I might get called up for squamming!) <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Kalstang]

*looking at the first couple pages of this thread*<br /><br />Umm and most of you actually post intelligent threads in the other areas of SDC??? Whats the word that i'm looking for? The one that makes people cuss uncontrolably? Only instead of the first part add Gorn or Ferni to it. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#ffff00"><p><font color="#3366ff">I have an answer for everything...you may not like the answer or it may not satisfy your curiosity..but it will still be an answer.</font> <br /><font color="#ff0000">"Imagination is more important then Knowledge" ~Albert Einstien~</font> <br /><font color="#cc99ff">Guns dont kill people. People kill people</font>.</p></font><p><font color="#ff6600">Solar System</font></p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

<i>The one that makes people cuss uncontrolably?</i><br /><br />Gornurette's Syndrome? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[vogon13]

Without being too graphic here . . . <br /><br />some of the creatures with cloacas have their, ahem, equipment in there too. It might make for quite a surprise to be boinking a cloacaical organism and discover upon insertion that it is of the opposite gender of what you originally expected.<br /><br />Granted a certain deve element here at SDC would not be put off by this, but hopefully, most of you would be.<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

<font color="yellow">Umm and most of you actually post intelligent threads in the other areas of SDC???</font><br /><br />That is the beauty of SDC. The scientific threads feed our minds and fill us with wonder. However, bright people are usually mildly insane. So a few of the fora, give people the chance to express the amusingly absurdist eddies of thought which would otherwise dissipate in the ether. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

"Mildly?"<br /><br />Well, I'm not terribly tightly wrapped, that's for certain. You? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Earlier I said: "I am sure Gorns, being intelligent species - know how to manage their cloacae when being intimate."<br /><br />Your comment then begs the question "How well do you really know your Gorn partner?" It certainly would be easier (ahem, among Gorns) to be duped by a transsexual for instance. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

<img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> Luckily, I met the right partner. She keeps me grounded pretty much - though sometimes she struggles! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[vogon13]

So your baby doesn't have an 'outee' cloaca?<br /><br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /><br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Just because I have been drawn into this discussion of the aesthetics of the Gorn and Ferengi, does not mean my wife is one. So my children are quite normal....<img src="/images/icons/mad.gif" /><br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/blush.gif" /> Well, I must confess, it is a long time since I've been to the Gorn home planet. And maybe I have left a few strays there. When I go back I'll examine them to see which gene was dominant, or whether they have strange hybrid reproductive areas as you suggest. <img src="/images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[PistolPete]

Gorns gone wild! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p> </p><p><em>So, again we are defeated. This victory belongs to the farmers, not us.</em></p><p><strong>-Kambei Shimada from the movie Seven Samurai</strong></p> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

Deep Gorn <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

This thread is just soooooo Gorny. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[flynn]

Don't look at me, its not my fault. <br /><br />Gorn does risa <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>