Stupid Star Trek Dilema

[Leovinus]

Gorn on the cob. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Gorn on trampoline, <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

Blowing his own Gorn. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[PistolPete]

Gorn on the fourth of July <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p> </p><p><em>So, again we are defeated. This victory belongs to the farmers, not us.</em></p><p><strong>-Kambei Shimada from the movie Seven Samurai</strong></p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

This thread is a veritable Gornocopia of bad Puns...<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

Lizard creature that eats too many beans: "Gorn With The Wind" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

If you're a Lizard Fundamentalist, then you are Gorn Again. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

If Gene Roddenbury had written the Lord of the Rings, the king would have been named "AraGorn". <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Well, dont forget that in the show "F-Troop," there was Agorn... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

When the lizards play soccer and score, the announcer yells out.... GOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[lampblack]

Little boy showing his mama his now-empty plate, which had been heaped full of baked lizard:<br /><br />"All gorn, Ma. It tasted like chicken." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[yevaud]

And the Gorn Bread was Talon-Tearing deeelicious! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Kalstang]

Are we gorna live thru all these puns? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#ffff00"><p><font color="#3366ff">I have an answer for everything...you may not like the answer or it may not satisfy your curiosity..but it will still be an answer.</font> <br /><font color="#ff0000">"Imagination is more important then Knowledge" ~Albert Einstien~</font> <br /><font color="#cc99ff">Guns dont kill people. People kill people</font>.</p></font><p><font color="#ff6600">Solar System</font></p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

No. We're all going to hell in a bucket. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

I thought we had already gorn. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

No, I'm waiting for Gorndot. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[flynn]

I'm waiting for our first high profile polititian to be outed for Human/Gorn relations so we can have <br /><br />GornGate <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[yevaud]

No doubt the matter would have to ultimately be settled by the Supreme Gornt. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

Would they take the bull by the gorns? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[lampblack]

<font color="yellow">No, I'm waiting for Gorndot. </font><br /><br />"I believe that's the worst one yet," he says, sitting on a hard bench and waiting.<br /><br />He checks his watch.<br /><br />A bus stops at the corner. Suddenly it starts rolling -- and is gorn again.<br /><br />And he is waiting still. Waiting. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[yevaud]

...but then he suffers a sudden attack of AGornophobia. He looks around, startled. They're watching them, all of them. He can feel their eyes boring into him... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

At a lizard auction: GORN... GORN.. GONE! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Doggorn!!! 25 bad puns since I last checked in:<br /><br />They must be good climbers. I'm sure they'd scale the Mattergorn in no time at all. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

On the Gorn world, do they have glora and gorna? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Anyone going on Holiday to Serbia?<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gornji_Milanovac <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>