Stupid Star Trek Dilema

[jmilsom]

If we welcome the Gorns to live among us, Bruce Springsteen could write a new version of his song:<br /><br />"Goooorrrrrrn in the USA....<br />....There's a Goorrrrnnn in the USA." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Get your Rocket runnin'<br />Head out on the Spaceway<br />Lookin' for adventure<br />And whatever comes our way<br />Yeah Darlin' go make it happen<br />Take the world in a love embrace<br />Fire all of your phasers at once<br />And explode into space<br /><br />I like smoke and lightning<br />Heavy metal plasma <br />Racin' with the solarwind<br />And the feelin' that I'm under<br />Yeah Darlin' go make it happen<br />Take the world in a love embrace<br />Fire all of your phasers at once<br />And explode into space<br /><br />Like a true nature's child<br />We are gorn, gorn to be wild<br />We can climb so high<br />I never wanna die<br /><br />Gorn to be wild<br />Gorn to be wild<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Haha <img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> Very good! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

On the lizard planet, coins are stamped with "In Gorn We Trust" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

After Kirk defeated the lizard creature and was returned to his ship, McCoy asked what happened down on the planet after they lost the video transmission. <br /><br />Kirk replied, "He was Gorn, but not forgotton." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[nearearthobjective]

After the conquest of Cestius III, the following message was transmitted to the Federation:<br />"All your base are Gorn to us"<br />--<br />Federation cultural study of the aliens has determined their religion is based on reincarnation. So they believe after they die they will be Gorn again.<br /><br /><br />

 

[Leovinus]

Kirk and Spock beam down to the Gorn world. They enounter a Gorn that looks none-too-friendly.<br /><br />Kirk: Spock, do you think you can do a mind-meld on him?<br /><br />Spock: Uncertain, Captain. But the attempt will be interesting, if not fascinating.<br /><br />Spock walks up to the Gorn and places his hands on the lizard's head. The Gorn raises one eyebrow, or whatever approximates an eyebrow on a lizard.<br /><br />Spock: "My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts."<br /><br />The Gorn sniffs Spock and begins to remember how hungry he is.<br /><br />Kirk: Well, Spock? Any progress?<br /><br />Spock: His brain is the size of a walnut, Captain. All I'm getting is waves and waves of a feeling of hunger. I am having...<br /><br />Spock never gets to finish his sentence. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Q. What did the Gorn say to his parasitic twin?<br /><br />A. You're just a Gorn in my side. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Oh... and with all that erotic talk about Gorns above, I am surprised none of us have caught gornorrhoea. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[kane007]

I don't care what anyone says, but I will take the ugly one... you can have the really ugly one.<br /><br />Rather have a Vulcan, preferably Sub-commander T'Pol!

 

[flynn]

I'm affraid I only have one signed up to Flynns dating agency - Tuvok, apparently he's been away for a while and now looking for Love. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[darth_elmo]

What, did Tuvok gorn in the closet?

 

[yevaud]

Popular Shows:<br /><br />GornNN News.<br />The Gorn and Mrs. Muir.<br />Gorn 54, where are you?<br />The Gorning News with Gorn Gornley.<br />Gorn and Order.<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[flynn]

I love Futuramas news monster.<br /><br />I watched the Star Trek Futurama episode yesterday and there is a very gorn feel to that. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[flynn]

Kirks fighting the Gorn on Sci Fi right now. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

"sniffle .... snifffle...<br />...I just had to bump this thread again.....sniffle..<br />.... I just saw real tear jerker on TV about a couple that raise a Gorn hatchling and then try to reintroduce it into Gorn society. Has anyone seen it -- "Gorn Free." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

I've seen the sequel, Godzilla Vs Gorn <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Perhaps they could Gorn & Godzilla vs Alien & Predator in a tag team match. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Aetius]

Meanwhile, Neil Diamond could play a song: "September Gorn".

 

[yevaud]

And don't forget Neil Young's famous song, "Cinnamon Gorn." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Gorn Nursery rhymes:<br /><br />Substitute the word Gorn for horn and corn in this nursery rhyme and see what you get - I can't bring myself to write it down<br /><br />Little boy blue come blow your horn, the sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

I heard Kurt Russell was to make a film on the Gorn homeworld. He will be starring opposite Holdie Gorn. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[MeteorWayne]

Now that's clever <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#000080"><em><font color="#000000">But the Krell forgot one thing John. Monsters. Monsters from the Id.</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000080">I really, really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function</font><font color="#000080"> </font></p> </div>

 

[flynn]

Isn't it based on the Nautical adventures of "Gornblower" <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[lsbd]

Lawyer argues that having sex with a dead gorn isn't bestiality!