Stupid Star Trek Dilema

[flynn]

And that would lower the tone how? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

From the This News Just In dept ....<br /><br /><b>PETA screws up again !<br /><br />Unfazed by the recent furball over the Nativity scene miscue, PETA once again steps into the limelight. In an apparent attempt to protest the use of fuzzy animal hides, PETA announced a planet wide blockade of Ferenginar. "It unconscionable that these beings would so revere this barbarous practice that they'd name themselves after it." said spokesbeing I. M. Phoul. It's expected that most people will ignore the blockade as it's so silly. Phoul could not be reached for comment when it was pointed out that Ferengi was not spelled "Fur-ingi".</b><br /><br /><br />-----------------------<br />ps - OK, OK, OK the last was a blatent attempt to post-ho my way to dust. I do apologize profusely. But man watch me accrete now ! Oh yeah I'm aiming for planetary status soon. And not some Plutoian ranking, no ... real planetary status with my own satellites orbiting where I tell them to. With my own <font color="green">... what's that you say Dr ? past time for my meds ... </font> OK, be right back y'all <img src="/images/icons/tongue.gif" /><br /><br />pps - Aren't all threads "gay" here @ SdC ? Having lurked here for a long time I was under that impression. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[canadian_joe]

I think this thread is gornna make me sick<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/cool.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

Despite the trouble with trying to make a pun out of Ferengi and not withstanding the fact that all known Gorn puns have been used more than once, I just can't let a good thread die. So I thought "How can I breathe life back into this. What has worked in the past". Then it came to me. The "pajama" thread has lived longer than most, what can I steal from that ? YES oh yes <img src="/images/icons/blush.gif" /> , and in keeping with the OP's original question, I present to you ... <br /><br />GORN in pajama's ! So back to the choice, Gorn or Ferengi ?<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

*Runs away from Thread, screaming in abject horror*<br /><br /><font size="5">EEE</font><font size="4">Eee</font><font size="3">eeeeee</font><font size="2">eeeee</font><font size="1">eee...</font> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Why are you running away? I think the leather gauntlets complement the negligee nicely. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Can you please verify that the gorn shown is over 16 years of age? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[lsbd]

Gorns mature at a much fast rate than humans, being reptilian and all. Legal age of consent for a Gorn is 7.

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

<font color="yellow"><i>"Can you please verify that the gorn shown is over 16 years of age? "</i></font><br /><br />I asked the stock agency to send out a person to get a consent & verification form signed. They did but he never returned. I called the Gorn Embassy to inquire re: his whereabouts but the only word I got back was "delicious". I therefore most emphatically conclude that the Gorn is of legal age. Please direct any further inquiries on this matter to the Gorn Embassy. Thank you for your concern and have a nice day. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

My, my, my I have been forgetful. There I go and post the Gorn picture, re-ask the OP's question but then forget to post the option. Sorry for the delay but here it is. So Gorn or Ferengi ? <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

A year after the last post, the thread has been re-gorn.<br /><br />Thanks ZG <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

Begosh and begornah ... I can't believe this thread has come back from the dead !<br /><br />(now if we could only get pic posting back) <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

When daylight breaks on the homeworld, does the male lean over and say "Good gorning sweetee" to his mate ?<br /><br /><br />In Gorn l33t is it called gr0n ?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

Do you think that dad Gorns tell their kid Gorns, "You'll understand when you get older and are all gorned up" ?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />{Hey, you think coming up with new Gorn puns is easy ?} <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[flynn]

Now you've gorn and done it!<br /><br />about time this thread made the archive... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[datalor]

*hits flynn repeatdly with a large stick*<br /> You stole what I was going to say!!! <br />Your gorn to hell for that! <br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Actually I'm always being told off for saying "gorn" instead of "gone" its just a regional dialect thing.<br /><br />Actually its probably closer to garn but you get the point.<br /><br />We put Rs in everything ... Gra"r"ss, Gla"r"ss .... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[hracctsold]

Now you "gorn" and dun it, as the country gorn's say.<br /><br />But that is really no different then down south, (in U.S.), where they say "winders" for windows, and worsh for wash. That is even hard to put to spelling, but it always sounded something like "worse", as in worse off then before. My mothers was from Alabama and I always wondered about the winders she had to clean. Or wen she had to go see her friend, Brender, not to be confused with Brenda, of course.<br /><br /> But of course, that was after I came back from college, or from some mission trip or things like that when I was separated from the language of the region.

 

[yevaud]

AcroGornaphobia: a fear of Gorns wearing pink negligees outdoors. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[hracctsold]

Yevaud,<br /><br />Now that would NOT be a sight for the faint of heart, I tell ya!!

 

[yevaud]

Go *way* back in this thread (was it this thread?), and there is that exact image. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[hracctsold]

You know, I thought that sounded familar, but you know with us geriatric set, you forget things like that.

 

[bmaone23]

"AcroGornaphobia: a fear of Gorns wearing pink negligees outdoors. "<br /><br />now you've GORN and dunnit<br /><br />I'm gonna have to worsh out my minds eye after that visual<br />

 

[lsbd]

I was "Gorn on the 4th of July"

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

<font color="yellow">AcroGornaphobia: a fear of Gorns wearing pink negligees outdoors. <br /></font><br /><br />In this thread, it was a white though I did try to post a Ferengi in a pink outfit. That one didn't make it to "print" though.....<br /><br /><br /><br />I wonder what color goes well on a Horta ? There's got to be a horde of puns that go with Horta ..... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>