Stupid Star Trek Dilema

[yevaud]

Well...<br /><br />You can lead a Horta Culture, but you can't make her think?<br /><br />[Embarrassed grin] <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[flynn]

<img src="/images/icons/laugh.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

If there were a prostitute planet in Star Trek, would you say they had a Whoreta Culture ?<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Do gorns dream of driving red ferengis? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Silly Man.<br /><br />Gorns like the Peugot Quark.<br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Nice. I understand the Gorn are quite ferocious. That would certainly make their enemies quark with fear.<br /><br />That car is an interesting.....no!......no!....don't say it!<br /><br />Phew! I almost said 'an intersting gorncept.' <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Well, the Gornography of the vehicle is quite nice. Futuristic, and befitting of the Gorn. Even real Gorninthian leather interiors. <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Now all they need to do is develop a matching Gornmower. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[kerberus]

As made famous by Ricardo Montagorn. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

The problem with the Quark is that it doesn't go very fast. They have a gornvenor set to limit the speed to mebbe 110 km/hr. I'm not sure why, I heard it might have been some tribble with the tires. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[vogon13]

I note sadly that 'gornicator' remains beyond the reach of the SDC language filter . . .<br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

The good thing about the Quark is that it's fuel cell powered so it's environmentally friendly. You should watch that movie ... you know, the one about global warmng ... 'An Ingornvient Truth" ... by Al Gorn.<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

This has been Gorn on too long already. All this talk of Gornbal Warming. Gorns <i>like</i> it warm! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[flynn]

<p><BR/>Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>This has been Gorn on too long already. All this talk of Gornbal Warming. Gorns like it warm! <br />Posted by yevaud</DIV><br /><br />I think its time the new board got to see the Dilema.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How is this thread not in the archive yet? Its a gorn damn conspiracy I tell yer!</p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[XZG 1138]

<p>I used to be in this thread, but then with the move *poof*! My ghost is caught in the neither worlds between the boards, occasionally wandering into them while grumbling about something. </p><p>Yes something about the growing legend of Captain Kirk and his triumphs. So an apathetic ensign at Star Fleet Academy grabs his banjo and belts out "Jimmy Crack Gorn and I Don't Care"!<br /> </p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font size="2" color="#3366ff"><strong><font color="#008080">Mental Health Hotline</font><br /></strong></font></p> </div>

 

[lampblack]

Ahhh... the thread is gorn again -- like a flower bursting forth from the ice. Shouting out like Gabriel's gorn! <img src="http://sitelife.space.com/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[XZG 1138]

It's gorn to the dogs in IMHO. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font size="2" color="#3366ff"><strong><font color="#008080">Mental Health Hotline</font><br /></strong></font></p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

<p>Do ferengis shade their windows with the skins of vanquished gorn?</p><p>How do they raise and lower these gawnings?<br /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[ZenGalacticore]

I would have to go with humanoid droid sensual assisstance. The Fe-Gorn's teeth would be hard to ignore. Would she give you love nips with those T-Rex fangs? Perhaps a composite kevlar bag over her head would be enough physical and psychological protection. And the Feringi? Forget it! They look too much like Ross Perot on bad acid. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>ZenGalacticore</p> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

<p><BR/>Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>Do ferengis shade their windows with the skins of vanquished gorn? Posted by <strong>jmilsom</strong></DIV></p><p>I'm not so sure what a Ferengi might do but you raise an intriguing question.&nbsp; What happens to vanquished Gorn ?&nbsp; Skin to gawnings, I guess that makes sense.&nbsp; But what about their organs and bones ?&nbsp; Ground into gornmeal is my guess.</p><p><br />PS - I must admit I'm surprised to see this thread alive again, I thought it was a gorner.</p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

<p><BR/>Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>I'm not so sure what a Ferengi might do but you raise an intriguing question.&nbsp; What happens to vanquished Gorn ?&nbsp; Skin to gawnings, I guess that makes sense.&nbsp; But what about their organs and bones ?&nbsp; Ground into gornmeal is my guess.PS - I must admit I'm surprised to see this thread alive again, I thought it was a gorner. <br />Posted by mee_n_mac</DIV></p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://sitelife.space.com/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />&nbsp;This thread will never die. As has been said previously, it will continue to be re-gorn.</p><p>I just watched the Lord of the Rings again the other day and I noticed that some women like both races. </p><p>Eowyn, having been spurned by Aragorn ended up with Ferengamir. I wonder if they eat gornmeal?<br /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Mee_n_Mac]

<p><BR/>Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>&nbsp;&nbsp;This thread will never die. As has been said previously, it will continue to be re-gorn.I just watched the Lord of the Rings again the other day and I noticed that some women like both races. Eowyn, having been spurned by Aragorn ended up with Ferengamir. I wonder if they eat gornmeal? <br />Posted by <strong>jmilsom</strong></DIV><br /><br />So Eowyn was gorn between 2 lovers .....</p><p>Don't know what they'd eat.&nbsp; Sounds pretty basic though.&nbsp; Which got me thinking about a vanguished Gorn warrior.&nbsp; That can't be much fun, I'd imagine you'd be the outcast of proper Gorn society.&nbsp; What would you do for a job ?&nbsp; Get a monkey, stand on the corner with a music box&nbsp;and be an orgorn grinder ?&nbsp; Perhaps you would make small paper animals and sell them in an origornmi shop ?&nbsp; I guess you could evade society proper and move to Earth, perhaps&nbsp;live in Oregorn.</p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>So Eowyn was gorn between 2 lovers .....Don't know what they'd eat.&nbsp; Sounds pretty basic though.&nbsp; Which got me thinking about a vanguished Gorn warrior.&nbsp; That can't be much fun, I'd imagine you'd be the outcast of proper Gorn society.&nbsp; What would you do for a job ?&nbsp; Get a monkey, stand on the corner with a music box&nbsp;and be an orgorn grinder ?&nbsp; Perhaps you would make small paper animals and sell them in an origornmi shop ?&nbsp; I guess you could evade society proper and move to Earth, perhaps&nbsp;live in Oregorn. <br />Posted by mee_n_mac</DIV><br /><br />Ha Ha, Very good. And watch on forgornly as Ferengis Bueller continues to enjoy his day off with your ex-girlfriend. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[lildreamer]

<p><BR/>Replying to:<BR/><DIV CLASS='Discussion_PostQuote'>Ha Ha, Very good. And watch on forgornly as Ferengis Bueller continues to enjoy his day off with your ex-girlfriend. <br />Posted by jmilsom</DIV><br /><br />Gorn to be Wild....</p><p>Get your&nbsp;quark a &nbsp;runnin'<br />Head out on the spaceway<br />Lookin' for adventure<br />And whatever comes our way<br />Yeah Kirk' go make it happen<br />Take the world in a&nbsp;gorn embrace<br />Fire all of your gorns at once<br />And explode into space<br /><br />I like smoke and lightning<br />Heavy metal thunder <br />Racin' with the wind<br />And the feelin' that I'm under<br />Yeah Kirk' go make it happen<br />Take the world in a&nbsp;gorn embrace<br />Fire all of your gorns at once<br />And explode into space<br /><br />Like a true nature's child<br />We were gorn, gorn to be wild<br />We can climb so high<br />I never wanna (you to) die....</p><p><img src="http://sitelife.space.com/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" /><br /><br />Gorn to be wild<br />Gorn to be wild</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yeah... i know its lame but thats the gorn of it....</p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

<p>Ah the great Steggornwolf classic!</p><p>Speaking again of vanquished gorn. When they die, do they experience rigorn mortis? And does that make it easier to stuff them for display as desk gornaments?<br /></p> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>