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MeteorWayne

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Was that a Gorn lawyer? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#000080"><em><font color="#000000">But the Krell forgot one thing John. Monsters. Monsters from the Id.</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000080">I really, really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function</font><font color="#000080"> </font></p> </div>
 
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Mee_n_Mac

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So say you're playing StarFleet Command : Cestus III and loose the battle. Are you "grned" ?<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>
 
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Aetius

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Then there was that old margarine ad on American TV, where the Native American chick says, "What you call <b>Gorn</b>, we call maize!"
 
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flynn

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That is A- <b>Gorn</b> -ing!!<br /><br />Thanks Pocahontas! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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jmilsom

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Is a hot Gorn maiden Gorngeous? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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Mee_n_Mac

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<font color="yellow"><i>"Is a hot Gorn maiden Gorngeous?"</i></font><br /><br />Only to another Gorn ... or perhaps "flynn" after a really long late night shift. Hmmm, in thinking about the latter and considering the interstellar distances involved .... would such an affair be a case of "forgorn" love ? <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>
 
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hracctsold

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I can't tell you how much I won't miss this thread when it is "gorn" forever.
 
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jmilsom

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I think it's about time someone started a Gornaholics Anonymous. This thread is like some bad habit. Each time it's about to disappear, someone has an uncontrolable urge to post another Gorn pun. <br /><br />"Hi everyone, it's been three days since my last post on the Gorn thread........." ...got to stop posting.....got to stop posting... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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jmilsom

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Arrrrrrrr.....<br /><br />I've Gorn and done it again...<br /><br />doh! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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yevaud

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Stop it!<br /><br />You're giving me Agornaphobia!!!<br /><br />(Now off to watch reruns of "The Galloping Gornmet.") <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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jmilsom

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"Welcome to the Hotel Caligornia.....<br /><br />....you can check out, but you can never leave." <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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yevaud

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I was just reading part of the Lord of the Rings trilogy...the part about Gorndor... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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Gorn Speaking <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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Mee_n_Mac

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Speaking of old songs, I was just listening to that one by the Red Hot Chili Peppers about how fake the home town [and eyeballs] are. You know it .... Caligornication. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>
 
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Mee_n_Mac

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Sorry, sorry that last one was too derivative.<br /><br />I was wondering what would happen if ST:TOS nemesis of note got together with ST:TNG's big baddie to "conquer" we Earthings, but in a less violent and more sporting fashion. Would we end up with ...<br /><br />Bgorn Borg ? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>
 
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lampblack

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Remember that lamentable Voyager episode where they achieved Warp 10, with the result that Janeway and Chakotay were transformed into lizards that mated and produced offspring? Had the writers gorn nuts, or what?<br /><br />Does Janeway and Chakotay copulating in lizard form count as gorn-i-cation?<br /><br />Really, I looked at their scaly little eyes and thought they were gorners.<br /><br />Have we all gorn overboard with these puns? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>
 
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jmilsom

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This is the 200th post in this thread. Let us celebrate the bi-cenferengi.<br /><br />(remember this thread is dealing with Feren-guys as well!).<br /><br />As an after-thought, one of us is going to write a pun so bad, it may slay us all as we sit by our computers. These came pretty close methinks. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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jmilsom

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Q. What do Ferengi use to make buttered chapati?<br /><br />A. Feren-ghee <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>
 
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flynn

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I've had an email from the Admins asking me nicely to kill this thread as its bad for business.<br /><br />Well I'm going to start a new Discussion group to help us through our Gorn addiction, where men can be men and not fear the ridicule that goes with Gorn love.<br /><br />Thats right a place where people that appreciate the love of a good Gorn can get together.<br /><br />In the worlds of <b>The Jam</b> join me as we www.gorn-underground.com <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>
 
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hracctsold

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In line with the new thinking, how about that old cartoon movie about the rain forrest, Fern(engi) Gorny?
 
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yevaud

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^^^ Best ST Reference Post so far ^^^<br /><br />Also the worst groaner, Zer. I am appalled.<br /><br />*Now to clean this coke off of the monitor* <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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Mee_n_Mac

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Well it's that time of year again. Yes snow will soon be falling, houses decorated with lights and groups of people out singing in the streets. If you see a bunch of short, bald, large eared aliens congregating on your doorstoop, singing some mysterious melody, don't panic ! They're only the .... <br /><br />Feren-Glee Club ! <br /><br /><img src="/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>
 
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yevaud

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You better watch out (99th rule of acquisition)<br />You better not cry (399th rule of acquisition)<br />You better not pout (761st rule of acquisition)<br />I'm telling you why (the wisdom of D'okat, Master Thief)<br /><br />Ferengi Claus is coming to town<br />Ferengi Claus is coming to town<br />Ferengi Claus is coming to town<br /><br />He's making a list (226th rule of acquisition),<br />Checking it twice (227th rule of acquisition);<br />Gonna find out who's naughty or nice (339th rule of acquisition)... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>
 
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Mee_n_Mac

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Way earlier in this thread there was mention of a 3-some. So I wonder ... if some human male were to "do it" with Ferengi (male) and a Gorn (cloaced and thus indeterminate) would he then be considered ....<br /><br />Feren-gay ?<br /><br />I claim 2 points; 1 for bad pun and 1 for gay reference !<br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask not what your Forum Software can do do on you,</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">Ask it to, please for the love of all that's Holy, <strong>STOP</strong> !</font></p> </div>
 
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