Stupid Star Trek Dilema

[flynn]

Actually I was going to put, <br /><br />"I can live with nose ridges and she hasn't got Kira's neurosis" but I didn't know how to spell it.<br /><br />Actually talking of Kira, how about "dating" a changling, thats got to be the ultimate "date" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[flynn]

And then of course there is Camille from Red Dwarf who will be exactly who you want her to be. (Rimmers Ideal was best) <br /><br />Of course you'd have to forget she was really a Horrible Green Blob. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[yevaud]

I can still hear the Toaster that now thinks he's a Moose: "MaaaHOOOOOOO!!!" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

There was one episode, it must have been in series 5,6,7 or 8 as I just got the first four and didn't see it. They land on a planetoid to rescue three beautiful girls. Who are not really such, they just project an ideal image into Lister's brain. He kisses the girl, then it cits to the aliens real form. I have not seen it for years, but when I watch the last four series, I'll look out for it. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[strandedonearth]

<font color="yellow">Yeoman Colt - remember the Talosians beamed her and #1 down for breeding stock. Capt. Pike was only interested in escape, what the hell was wrong with him?</font><br /><br />She's a redhead, you wanna be stuck with that temper for the rest of your life...?

 

[vogon13]

IIRC, those were the psirens. There is a scene (from Lister's viewpoint) of what he is kissing. Then the camera cuts to the actual entity he is smooching.<br /><br />Even Helen Thomas would be better . . . . <br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[vogon13]

At least he is kissing an orifice on the high end of that thing . . . <br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Hilarious. How they filmed some of the scenes in that series and kept straight faces amazes me! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Check out the first 4 series. <br /><br />They are Golden, particularly the first 2. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Yeah I just watched the four series and I agree, the first two are probably the best. I wiped many a tear of laughter from my eye. Brilliant stuff! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

You just won't find TV like that anymore.<br /><br />No one would be brave enough to commision a series without eye candy, <br /><br />This is were the American Pilot got it so wrong and it never got made into a series, the studio wanted a girl in it and it loses the whole dynamic. The American pilot is on one of the DVDs somewhere, I forget which one. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Everything is about 'eye candy' these days. Music as well. A good song and talented musician seems to come second to looks. <br /><br />The screenplay and characterisations on Red Dwarf are brilliant. I agree completely with you. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Whilst as a red blooded man I have nothing against "eye candy" it would be good to think that talent or good writing could win out and hold its own occasionally. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

On the Gorn planet, instead of mesohornium, do they have mesogornium? Or mesohornigornium? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

This discussion is giving me Agornophobia. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Fear not. A new day is gorning. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Good.<br /><br />Well, I'm hungry...going to have Gorn on the Cob. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[Aetius]

October is here, so we just bought some candy Gorn for Halloween...and for ourselves.

 

[yevaud]

This thread just keeps gorn on and on... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[flynn]

I'd of thought it would of Breen and Gorn by now. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[spacefire]

this thread is getting too long. the obvious solution is a 3some. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p>http://asteroid-invasion.blogspot.com</p><p>http://www.solvengineer.com/asteroid-invasion.html </p><p> </p> </div>

 

[lampblack]

<font color="yellow">this thread is getting too long. the obvious solution is a 3some. </font><br /><br />So the question in this rather unique thread has become: if a Gorn and a Ferengi participated in a threesome, who would the third party be?<br /><br />And would anybody survive the experience? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[flynn]

Form a Q. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[darth_elmo]

Vul-can anyone explain how to gorn a Q?

 

[lsbd]

I swear they took the business end of a microphone and jammed it in the eye sockets to get that look. either that or balls of aluminum foil.