Stupid Star Trek Dilema

[lampblack]

I'm Gorn to bed now. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[londo_mollari]

Ferengi this, you guys have Gorn too far with these stupid puns!

 

[yevaud]

Well, I'm going to just go and enjoy this Gorn Beef sandwich. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Hey, you're a Moderator. You can't let all this X-rated Gornography go unchecked. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

I feel another bad pun coming on.....<br /><br />Do any of you like Englebert Humperdink? He is such a wonderful performer I've always wanted to sing him a song in return. <br /><br />Are you ready? This one's fer Engi! <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

Oh no, what have I gorn and started?<br /><br />I'm not even going to tell you the details of last nights dilema involving Will Riker and and a husky.<br /><br />by the way the answer is Orion Slave Girls. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[vogon13]

Come on.<br /><br />I know there are horndogs here at Spacedotcom that could boink this:<br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>

 

[yevaud]

Looks like Helen Thomas...on a good day. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><em>Differential Diagnosis:  </em>"<strong><em>I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are</em></strong>."<br /> </p> </div>

 

[lsbd]

<font color="yellow">Just to prove that you can indeed find just about anything on the internet: the Gorn Home Page. <br /></font><br /><br />What kind of sad pathetic loser has the time and/or inclination to make all that stuff up?<br />

 

[lsbd]

Hmmm, I thought it was a picture of Hillary Clinton on Prom Night! <img src="/images/icons/tongue.gif" />

 

[MeteorWayne]

OHHH NOOOOO!!!!<br /><br />Dead meat <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#000080"><em><font color="#000000">But the Krell forgot one thing John. Monsters. Monsters from the Id.</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000080">I really, really, really, really miss the "first unread post" function</font><font color="#000080"> </font></p> </div>

 

[lsbd]

<font color="yellow">Now you know why I didn't even bother taking the Star Trek trivia quiz. My score would be something like, "You are the dude in the red shirt." </font><br /><br />The fact that you even know about the "dude in the red shirt" indicates you are a bigger ST nerd than you would have us believe!

 

[Aetius]

True. <img src="/images/icons/smile.gif" />

 

[lampblack]

<font color="yellow">Are you ready? This one's fer Engi!</font><br /><br />Aw, man... a pun that awful took lobes... real lobes... <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[jmilsom]

Earlobes? <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[Leovinus]

I don't think I've ever seen a femail ferengi. I think I saw that they aren't allowed to wear clothes. Maybe they aren't half-bad looking if you keep your eyes shut. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[ottoparts]

Have to admit that I share some of the responsibility for this ridiculous dilemma and while I wouldn't mind seeing a bit of hardcore Gorn if I'm gonna get involved I'll go for the Orion Slave Girl option.<br /><br /> "Only an &%$#@! gets killed for a car"

 

[Leovinus]

Sure, if you don't mind getting the green body paint all over you. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[ottoparts]

Think I could live with that!Got to be better than an intimate encounter with an eight foot tall female lizard.<br />Is there a name for this sort of deviancy?I don't think bestiality covers it.

 

[Leovinus]

I think it's called "suicide" <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> </div>

 

[flynn]

If Troy McClure can sleep with fish why can't a curious male take a lady Gorn on a date. I find the attitude of this board Speciesist, Sure if she was a Trill (either Jadzia or Ezri) you'd all want to know where the spots stopped. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#800080">"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring" - <strong>Chuck Palahniuk</strong>.</font> </div>

 

[lampblack]

<font color="yellow">Think I could live with that!Got to be better than an intimate encounter with an eight foot tall female lizard.</font><br /><br />Who said it would be a <i>female</i> Gorn? <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[lampblack]

<font color="yellow">The big ears are only on the males. The females have quite small ears. I remember there was on episode of DS:9 where we met a transvestite female Ferengi. She had prosthetic ears that she had to glue on every morning. Basically, the females are very subjugated, so she was taking the obvious route out by pretending to be male.</font><br /><br />Yeah... I remember that one. As I recall, she developed amorous feelings toward one of the Ferengi males, who was befuddled by the <i>vibes</i> he was picking up from somebody he took to be just one of the guys.<br /><br />Before it was over, they had a regular Shakespearian comedy a-goin' right there on the old space station. <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[lampblack]

<font color="yellow">Earlobes?</font><br /><br />Well... we <i>are</i> talking about Ferengi, after all. <img src="/images/icons/wink.gif" /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <font color="#0000ff"><strong>Just tell the truth and let the chips fall...</strong></font> </div>

 

[vogon13]

One of the hazards of boinking something with a cloaca is that male/femaleness is much less apparent . . . . .<br /><br />You've all been warned.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />{wonder how many 'surprises' Riker had?}<br /><br /><br /><br /> <div class="Discussion_UserSignature"> <p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>TPTB went to Dallas and all I got was Plucked !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#339966"><strong>So many people, so few recipes !!</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"><strong>Let's clean up this stinkhole !!</strong></font> </p> </div>